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Horrabull
Horrabull - a deep love or infatuation with horror movies. Laurie Prescott had been told from an early age that she was a “Horrabull”. When her parents first called her this she was only five years old. In those younger years she thought nothing of it, but when she became a teenager she started giving it some thought. At first she denied her horrabullity when she first came to understand it, but she also became open to the idea that it might be true when she retraced her social habits.
Joe PattersonPublished 6 months ago in FictionChardonnay and The Apocalypse
The world will soon end, and I'm almost out of wine. Humankind has peaked. Between reality television, cable news, and fast-food chicken sandwiches, there is no other place for society to go but down. I come off as a bit tired in this, but what am I supposed to think when society, especially here, has flown over the cuckoo's nest? So when the nuclear bombs fall, I will just sit back and drink some Chardonnay while listening to old-school rhythm and blues.
Lorraine L. HaydenPublished 6 months ago in FictionCastle Chicanery
News of the Realm: CASTLE & GARDEN: "Release the Kraken!" has long been a battle cry certain to thrill the hearts of our military commanders in their march to glorious victory. Today, however, this phrase took on a new meaning. Spike, Lord Tolke's allegedly castle trained Kraken, had an 'accident' in the council chambers. Said occurrence resulted in a distinctly odoriferous problem with the royal elevator. In a side note, it has been declared that the royal elevator shall be henceforth known as the privyvator. It is surmised by royal academy experts on animal husbandry that one of last month's rounds of alleged virgin sacrifices fed to Spike may have been less than honest in reference to the state of her maidenhead. As a result of this incident the privyvator is now to be part of the royal gardens where it shall be utilized for the growth of mushrooms. NOTE: If interested in obtaining good shrooms grown only in the finest kraken dung, contact citizen Dakkarious.
Andrew C McDonaldPublished 6 months ago in FictionWipermorse
Oh God, where's the bathroom!? Crap! Please let me make it... Nathan hustled rapidly down the hallway of the unfamiliar office building, one hand clutched to his abdomen. Just his luck to have an early morning interview after eating what he was now certain had been bad sushi. Should have listened to Maria when she warned me about that new restaurant.
Andrew C McDonaldPublished 6 months ago in Fictionmistify
"Will you just stop shouting at me? I can't think!" Serena was trying to read details on her phone as her husband, Sean continued to bellow beside her.
Rachel DeemingPublished 6 months ago in FictionLaughing Outside Crying Inside
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Neolandia, there lived a man named Wayne, a proud purveyor of comedy. Armed with his trusty typewriter and a mischievous sense of humor, Wayne set out to write a comedy sketch that encapsulated the unique sensation of driving around his city.
Wayne IncePublished 6 months ago in FictionThe 10 Best Drama Series on Netflix: The Must-Have List
Netflix has revolutionized the way we consume television content. With a large library of drama series, it can be difficult to decide what to watch next. In this article, we've compiled a list of the 10 best Netflix drama series that offer compelling stories, well-drawn characters, and powerful performances that will make sure your binge-watching is both enjoyable and memorable.
Sarang PanhwarPublished 6 months ago in FictionAshley-izm
Ashleyizm - the art of being extremely lazy after hanging around my best friend Ashley. So me and my best friend Ashley are Yin and Yang. I’m extremely active and she is extremely lazy. Because we hang together so much our way’s often rub off on one another. In her case she catches “Joe-ism”, which comes from her being around me too much, but never in a million years did I think I’d catch her Ashleyizm.
Joe PattersonPublished 6 months ago in FictionPuck's Pleasure Powder
"Cast a spell and watch it work; Jason is no more a jerk." "That's not a spell. That's just a rhyme," Jess whispered as Anna cast some shapes under the canopy of the gnarled oak, making the candle flames flicker and bend with the draft from her movements. Jess was feeling a little jittery by the whole being-out-in-nature-at-night thing, having never done it before, not even a camp when she was a younger girl. Even though this was her idea, she was hoping that it would end soon and she could just go home. TV and a bath with bubbles - that's what she wanted right now. She was starting to regret ever suggesting this.
Rachel DeemingPublished 6 months ago in FictionSweetiffany
Tiffany Gordon. Sweetiffany Tiffany loves her Barbies, she has lots of them and gives them such lovely nom de plumes. After all, they can't all be called Barbie or Ken, right. Ok, let's see, we have Coco, there is 'doll baby with the accident on her glittery dress, Meeka the Diva, Mischief-Marie and so many more.
Novel AllenPublished 6 months ago in FictionFakefetch
I'm breaking a sweat, eyebrows forming a monobrow the way I'm furrowing them, and all that's happened so far is my alarm went off. Then it fell on the ground. Well, got slammed on the ground. I hate Mondays.
Bethany LarsonPublished 6 months ago in FictionBirthday Feast
A grand celebration marked the birthday of King Parthiban. The city was adorned with splendor, and every household gleamed with decorations. People rejoiced in the joy of the king's birthday, and festivities filled the air.
Nithya shreePublished 6 months ago in Fiction