Shaun Walters
Bio
A happy guy that tends to write a little cynically. Just my way of dealing with the world outside my joyous little bubble.
Stories (27/0)
Jones V God, Def.
No one was surprised when Orion Jones filed a lawsuit against God in the Clay County Courthouse. Shook their head, yes, but not in surprise. As a lawyer, Orion Jones tended to pick up the quixotic cases. Meaning, he would have represented the windmills in seeking damages from their delusional assailant. He collected losses like stamps, but the poor and downtrodden still came to him for two reasons. One, he had once secured a $106,000,000.00 dollar settlement from the Benton Williams Coal Mines a few counties over. As a side hustle, B&W had begun storing dangerous chemicals and radioactive waste down some of their abandoned shafts. After three dogged years of investigation, affidavits, and threats against his life he brought the hammer down on the company and the local economy. Two, and more importantly, he believed in his clients. Even when he knew they were lying.
By Shaun Walters5 days ago in Fiction
Keep Calm and Burn
Ding One minute. That’s all I need. Want. One minute to myself to stare at this little digital flame. One minute. Crap, I’ve already lost the thread. Stop thinking. Breathe. In, out. In, out. Oh, Georgie get your fingers out from under the door. I just need one minute. Why’d I choose the bedroom for this? It’s not like it’s some kind of sanctuary. I know what’s happened here. How would I choose anywhere in this apartment? Oh, stop knocking Georgie. Where is your sister? I just wanted one minute to myself. She can’t watch you for one minute? Probably scrolling through her ex’s posts. That girl needs to move on. Girl needs to help out with Georgie. Okay, okay. Breathe, breathe, just breathe. Georgie’s moved on. I can focus. Oh, he’s crying. Why is he crying? Where is his sister? She probably made him cry. Where is his father? Maybe he made him cry. God, one minute. One Minute! How is it not over yet? One thousand four hundred forty minutes in a day and I just want one. Just to stare at this little fake fire. This tiny, little light. This little light of mine…NO. Breathe. Remember to focus on the breath. I’m going to fail at this, too. One minute. I’m not going to get a quiet minute to myself until I’m dead. Probably not even then. Maybe after the wake. If my husband ponies up for one. Probably not. Just propose a toast to me at the buffet, beer in hand. Maybe he would if he could find a way to invite any of his whores. They better keep their tears to themselves. I don’t need their sympathy. Breathe. Don’t think of them. How is this not over yet!? I can’t do this. Can’t even forget them one minute. Not when he’s gone, not when he’s around. These thoughts take my breath away. Make me so angry. Make me want a real flame. A torch. One of those classic Indiana Jones’ torches. Instead I’ve got this silly little app telling me to keep calm, carry on. How can I carry on? He’s already carrying on for the both of us. Breathe. He says he’s better. He’s been home more. Still not sure if that’s better. At least it’s a new problem. He says he’s better. That’s what he says. What he’s been saying. Do they matter? His words? Why am I thinking about this? Breathe. I shouldn’t have done this. Not here. There’s no calm here. Out there, in here. Just a raging fire of thoughts ready to burn me from the inside out. Maybe if he was gone I could put them out. Maybe it would just set a whole new blaze. I just don’t want to think. That’s what I’m supposed to be doing. Not thinking. Just breathing. Maybe I’ll try to tequila next time. Seemed to help him him forget me. Like a freakin’ memory loss elixir. I couldn’t live like that. Can’t live like this. The thoughts are too much. Just one minute in a crowd of other horrible minutes. That. Never. Stop. Is that it? Is that all the time it takes to end a marriage, one minute? No. This minute’s not to blame. It’s all those other minutes that just keep coming back. All those minutes he stole from us. Oh, Georgie. I can still hear him sobbing. Why aren’t they helping him? Am I the only one that can hear him crying?
By Shaun Walters16 days ago in Fiction
Lost Fortune
For over two centuries, Fortune Oak had been asking to die. Jules felt the call through her toes every time she walked barefoot across the grass of the village green. Like most, she mistook the dire feelings for her own. Deep scars marked the great oak, and encircled its trunk, where others had heard the calling more clearly. But, drunks with axes are not the most reliable assistants. Burnt patches of bark mapped out attempts by other enterprising aids. Still, Fortune Oak lived on.
By Shaun Waltersabout a month ago in Fiction