Old Man Goose
Just some silly (mildly inappropriate) fun
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It’s raining it’s pouring
I’m the old man snoring
Where did I get this bump on my head?
I hope I wake up in the morning
That itsy bitsy spider
Is black and red no doubt
If it bites my hand
I won’t have time to pout
Necrosis is no fun
I’ll hit the ER quick
That itsy bitchy spider
She’s felled with me a prick
Rain rain come this way
Fill the sky with clouds of gray
I don’t want to mow today
I have a new book hip hop hooray!
Baa, baa black sheep
You are such a fool
To come to family dinner
Three sheets full
Why are you so plastered?
Why are you so lame?
You’re still such a little child
With only yourself to blame
Hickory Dickory Doc
I’m trying to run out the clock
When I’m with anyone
I feel run down
Hickory Dickory Doc
Hickory Dickory Doc
I could use a shock
Maybe just a pill or two
To make feel brand new
Hickory Dickory Doc
I have a glass of whiskey
Short and stout
Grab the bottle
And pour one out
When I’m good and pissed
Hear me shout
I’ll wake with a hangover
There’s no doubt
About the Creator
Shaun Walters
A happy guy that tends to write a little cynically. Just my way of dealing with the world outside my joyous little bubble.
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Comments (1)
haha, you should enter this into L.C. Schäfer's Unofficial " Fucked Up Fairy Tale" challenge! It's funny!