Kyle Cejka
Bio
Kyle Cejka is an incarcerated author whose profile is facilitated by his Wife, Cydnie. He lacks direct internet access, but is determined to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a world-reknowned bestselling author despite any obstacles.
Stories (33/0)
- Top Story - October 2023
I Want to Give the World NachosTop Story - October 2023
The Story: I have been incarcerated for nearly 22 years. Throughout this time, food has held a special kind of significance: food served by the prison is rarely filling, cooked by inmates who are more concerned with stealing anything good and filling their own bellies than they are with seeing that their fellow inmates are able to eat as well as they. On the rare occasions we are fed something decent, there is a rush of people trying to buy or barter for the "good tray." Thanksgiving and Christmas trays, with their extra portion of real turkey meat, rolls, and extra cake with white icing can be sold for as much as $10.
By Kyle Cejka7 months ago in Feast
Hunger
In prison, everyone's got stories. More often than not, they're bullshit. But when you spend twenty-three out of every twenty-four hours in an eight-by-fourteen cement box, there isn't much else to do. In the hole at Wallens Ridge State Prison, the stories were bigger, longer, and more full of shit than anywhere else.
By Kyle Cejka7 months ago in Fiction
Hunger
My real name is Charlie—Charlie Gleaning. "Goat" is a name I picked up in prison on account of my chin-beard and that I eat pretty much everything. Up until five years ago, I was as godless as they come. I drank too much, fucked my stripper girlfriend like my life depended on it, and pretty much did as I pleased. Life was good.
By Kyle Cejka7 months ago in Fiction
Why There Are Evergreens
Long ago, when the world was still young and the Wheel of the Year had only just been set to turning, every tree in the Goddess's endless forest would begin shedding their canopy at the onset of autumn. By winter's arrival, Her realm would be a stark landscape of skeletal branches and bare trunks. Nothing green would be seen again until the Wheel turned toward Eostara.
By Kyle Cejka9 months ago in Fiction
Why Squirrels Are Quarrelsome
Have you ever been scolded by a squirrel? Have you ever seen two squirrels sitting on the same branch, quarrelling with one another? For all their apparent skittishness, squirrels are quarrelsome creatures -- but not because they are particularly ill tempered. They're just very good at insulting people. They enjoy it the way some people enjoy singing. You might not speak Squirrelish, but you would be surprised at some of the impressive insults squirrels have devised. It is their special Craft that, a long long time ago, a very special squirrel used to bring Light back to the world...
By Kyle Cejka9 months ago in Fiction