Seven Snafus and a Question
A Collection of Senryu
Sexting
~~~~~
I stare, horrified;
the filthy text meant for you
got sent to your mom!
Silent But Deadly
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Noses wrinkling
Everyone glaring my way;
they know it was me!
In-Law
~~~~~~~
I forgot to knock
and now I wish I were blind:
your mom was naked!
Premature
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"This never happens;
it's just that you're so damn hot."
Our eyes will not meet
The Art of Foot-In-Mouth
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When's the baby due?
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!
You look so pregnant...
From Behind
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When I grabbed her ass
I thought your sister was you
How was I to know?
Waving
~~~~~
You smiled and waved
but not at me like I thought:
your friend behind me
A Conundrum
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"Does my ass look fat?"
A more dangerous question
has never been asked
About the Creator
Kyle Hulbert
Kyle Hulbert is an incarcerated author in Virginia. He lacks direct internet access, but is determined to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a world-reknowned bestselling author despite any obstacles.
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