Seven Snafus and a Question
A Collection of Senryu
Sexting
~~~~~
I stare, horrified;
the filthy text meant for you
got sent to your mom!
Silent But Deadly
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Noses wrinkling
Everyone glaring my way;
they know it was me!
In-Law
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I forgot to knock
and now I wish I were blind:
your mom was naked!
Premature
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"This never happens;
it's just that you're so damn hot."
Our eyes will not meet
The Art of Foot-In-Mouth
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When's the baby due?
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!
You look so pregnant...
From Behind
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When I grabbed her ass
I thought your sister was you
How was I to know?
Waving
~~~~~
You smiled and waved
but not at me like I thought:
your friend behind me
A Conundrum
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"Does my ass look fat?"
A more dangerous question
has never been asked
About the Creator
Kyle Cejka
Kyle Cejka is an incarcerated author whose profile is facilitated by his Wife, Cydnie. He lacks direct internet access, but is determined to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a world-reknowned bestselling author despite any obstacles.
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Final Call
She flings her arms around my neck and squeezes me like she’s never going to let me go. My head spins as her lips brush against my cheek. She must be able to feel my heart thumping in my chest. I shuffle backwards and ram my hands into my coat pockets, watching her reach down and heave the rucksack across her shoulders.
By Caroline Craven3 days ago in Fiction
Comments (4)
Hilarious bro!
So funny!
Lol, so many of these were relatable! I loved them!
Very snafu