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Seven Snafus and a Question

A Collection of Senryu

By Kyle CejkaPublished 8 months ago Updated 5 months ago 1 min read

Sexting

~~~~~

I stare, horrified;

the filthy text meant for you

got sent to your mom!

Silent But Deadly

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Noses wrinkling

Everyone glaring my way;

they know it was me!

In-Law

~~~~~~~

I forgot to knock

and now I wish I were blind:

your mom was naked!

Premature

~~~~~~~

"This never happens;

it's just that you're so damn hot."

Our eyes will not meet

The Art of Foot-In-Mouth

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When's the baby due?

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!

You look so pregnant...

From Behind

~~~~~~~~~~~

When I grabbed her ass

I thought your sister was you

How was I to know?

Waving

~~~~~

You smiled and waved

but not at me like I thought:

your friend behind me

A Conundrum

~~~~~~~~~~~

"Does my ass look fat?"

A more dangerous question

has never been asked

humor

About the Creator

Kyle Cejka

Kyle Cejka is an incarcerated author whose profile is facilitated by his Wife, Cydnie. He lacks direct internet access, but is determined to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a world-reknowned bestselling author despite any obstacles.

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Comments (4)

  • Esala Gunathilake2 months ago

    Hilarious bro!

  • Lol, so many of these were relatable! I loved them!

  • Chloe Gilholy8 months ago

    Very snafu

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