Jonathan Sim

If you have not seen Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, then I don't know what the hell you're doing here. The title of this article is, "A Spoiled Review," which is my new series for whenever I want to do spoiler reviews.

My favorite holiday of the year has finally arrived! It is Christmas Day, and I want to wish you, whoever's reading this, a very Merry Christmas, or a Happy Hanukkah, or whatever you celebrate, Happy Holidays.

At this point, I'm almost afraid to have an opinion on a Star Wars movie, but given that the final installment in the Skywalker saga has been released, I figured that it is time for us all to hold our breaths, brace ourselves, and watch a new Star Wars film.

Question! Is this movie considered Jumanji 2 or Jumanji 3? Because it's the direct sequel to Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, but if Welcome to the Jungle is considered Jumanji 2, then this is Jumanji 3, right?

Can we just add this film along with Spotlight to the genre of movies starring Mark Ruffalo exposing people who knew things and let it happen? Because so far, it's been a great genre.

If you're a parent of a young child, I sincerely feel sorry for you, wish you godspeed as you listen to the same soundtrack for the next few weeks, and hope you retain your sanity as you watch this movie fourteen times.