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'Jungle Cruise' Review - A Swashbuckling Pleasure
Disney has a new movie out, and for once, it is not a live-action remake of an animated classic. Thank goodness. I'm still wiping the taste of Mulan out of my mouth.
'Old' Review—Hilariously Bad Horror
M. Night Shyamalan. The man, the myth, the legend. The visionary who brought us films like The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable many moons ago has a brand new horror flick in theaters, and there is a lot to say about it.
‘Snake Eyes’ Review—Frustratingly Dull
I’m a film critic. That means my job is to tell you that the newest movie based on an action figure is…wait for it…NOT good!
‘Jolt’ Review—A Desperate Misfire
Film criticism is a wonderful job. You learn a lot about movies that most people would never think twice about; for example, it’s surprisingly difficult to make a good action movie. It is not easy at all.
‘Space Jam: A New Legacy’ Review—An Enjoyable Slam Dunk
Do I even want to review this movie? How do you even do that? Is this film the “enjoyable slam dunk” the title of this review offers? Man, I don’t even know.
‘Gunpowder Milkshake’ Review—A Kick-Ass Treat
The secret ingredients to the perfect gunpowder milkshake? Bullets and an ass-kicking Karen Gillan, complete with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
‘Escape Room: Tournament of Champions’ Review—Sloppy Nonsense
The pandemic resulted in the delays of many movies we were eagerly anticipating. This July, we are finally getting to see some of those movies, such as Black Widow, Jungle Cruise, and Escape Room: Tournam—hold on, they made a second one?!
‘The Tomorrow War’ Review—Delightful Sci-Fi Action
Chris Pratt stars in The Tomorrow War, a science fiction action movie directed by Chris McKay. This film follows a science teacher named Dan Forester (Pratt), who is recruited by time travelers to go to the future and help fight in a war against an alien species wiping out the human population.