Jonathan Sim

Well, because of this movie, I am never marrying anyone rich. After all, I'm a film critic. I don't need someone with money when I make dozens of dollars a month.

Since I'm an AMC A-List member now, I have the freedom to watch a ton of movies for free; and since I'm Asian, I gotta make the most out of that deal. Even if that means I have to watch movies like th...

To everyone saying this movie is horrible because kids shouldn't say bad words or think about sex—this movie is the most realistic depiction of 12-year-olds I've ever seen.

Before I watched this movie, I didn't think this movie would be that scary because A) it's based on a children's book, and B) it's PG-13. Oh, young Jonathan. You, poor, naive idiot.

Alright, let's go! Chop chop! I have some reviews to write, and I'm finishing this one before it gets a wide release!

I had an advance screening for this movie a month ago, but decided not to go because of the rain. Now that I've watched this movie at another screening, I only have one thing to say. Damn you, rain, f...