Amateur storyteller, LEGO fanatic, leader, ex-Detective and human. All sorts of stories: some funny, some sad, some a little risqué all of them told from the heart.
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I am not IT support
“Stupid bloody machine!” The second I heard the swearing coming from my boss’s office on that Monday morning I knew that it wouldn’t be long before I’d be summonsed to provide some level of technical assistance. Before you ask, no I’m not an IT support desk worker, and I’m not a systems architect, I’m a policy officer with the Department of Education.
Nerds make the kinkiest lovers
As Allison lay there, she felt Simon’s tongue press against her swollen clit and let out a moan. She had been frustratingly horny all evening and had wanted to touch it herself while she sat opposite him at the bar. Now as he excited her with his tongue, his finger slid inside her wet pussy. She reached out her hands to the back of his head and pushed against it, she wouldn’t need much to cum.
I ended up working for a Supervillain
Do you know what smells? A vaporized human body. I mean you think “vaporized” would mean that it all disappears right, sadly that is not the case. It leaves a reddish-brown sludge on the floor. It’s slippery and smells like Surströmming, you know that Swedish tinned fish with the foul odor. The first time I had to clean it up I couldn’t stop vomiting. But now I’ve learned that if I wear a face mask and smear the inside with Vaporub it doesn’t smelly anywhere near as bad.
A smelly way to start a relationship
Ok before we start this, you need to not tell my wife about this story. She doesn’t read my Vocal profile; I will only send her the word document versions of my stories that I want to share with her. Now I think we have entered a contract with each other, and you are bound to comply with those conditions after reading the first few lines of this story (I would encourage you to seek independent legal advice on that I just don’t want my wife stabbing me in my sleep).
An afternoon nap
As the television continued to drone on, Jessica looked back at her phone. Another message from him to give her mind an escape. As she read it, she tilted the screen so that her boyfriend couldn’t see what she was reading. However, Jessica thought that he was too engrossed in the television show to notice much of anything.