D-Donohoe

Joined February 2021

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Bio

Amateur storyteller, LEGO fanatic, leader, ex-Detective and human. All sorts of stories: some funny, some sad, some a little risqué all of them told from the heart.

Thank you all for your support.

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Runner-Up in Mother's Day Confessions Challenge

Stories (146/0)

I am not IT support
“Stupid bloody machine!” The second I heard the swearing coming from my boss’s office on that Monday morning I knew that it wouldn’t be long before I’d be summonsed to provide some level of technical assistance. Before you ask, no I’m not an IT support desk worker, and I’m not a systems architect, I’m a policy officer with the Department of Education.
By D-Donohoe3 months ago in Fiction
Nerds make the kinkiest lovers
As Allison lay there, she felt Simon’s tongue press against her swollen clit and let out a moan. She had been frustratingly horny all evening and had wanted to touch it herself while she sat opposite him at the bar. Now as he excited her with his tongue, his finger slid inside her wet pussy. She reached out her hands to the back of his head and pushed against it, she wouldn’t need much to cum.
By D-Donohoe3 months ago in Filthy
I ended up working for a Supervillain
Do you know what smells? A vaporized human body. I mean you think “vaporized” would mean that it all disappears right, sadly that is not the case. It leaves a reddish-brown sludge on the floor. It’s slippery and smells like Surströmming, you know that Swedish tinned fish with the foul odor. The first time I had to clean it up I couldn’t stop vomiting. But now I’ve learned that if I wear a face mask and smear the inside with Vaporub it doesn’t smelly anywhere near as bad.
By D-Donohoe3 months ago in Fiction
Which color?
What is a cool hue? Which color appeals to you? Give me lots of blue.
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Poets
An embarrassing Vocal story changed my life
They reckon every time a door closes, God opens a window. I used to wonder if that window was being opened to let out some of the stink. But I get the general sentiment of the saying.
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Confessions
A smelly way to start a relationship
Ok before we start this, you need to not tell my wife about this story. She doesn’t read my Vocal profile; I will only send her the word document versions of my stories that I want to share with her. Now I think we have entered a contract with each other, and you are bound to comply with those conditions after reading the first few lines of this story (I would encourage you to seek independent legal advice on that I just don’t want my wife stabbing me in my sleep).
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Humans
The obstetrician's touch
Initially, Megan was mad that her boyfriend hadn’t been able to make it to her appointment with her obstetrician. She always felt judged by the other happy couples in the waiting room when she was there alone.
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Filthy
The second full moon in a month
Once in one of you I saw you standing alone Gone and left me blue
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Poets
A blue monster
Cookies yum yum yum Not a monster, lots of fun Let me eat! Cookie!
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Poets
Ode to a blue cake
Blue cake soaked in wee Urinal smells like a tree Best not to eat me
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Poets
The sound of sirens
The sound of a siren can mean different things to different people. For instance, a motorist that hears a siren coming from behind finds themselves filled with a sense of dread. Afraid that they’re going to get a ticket.
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Fiction
An afternoon nap
As the television continued to drone on, Jessica looked back at her phone. Another message from him to give her mind an escape. As she read it, she tilted the screen so that her boyfriend couldn’t see what she was reading. However, Jessica thought that he was too engrossed in the television show to notice much of anything.
By D-Donohoe4 months ago in Filthy

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Stories (146/0)

I am not IT support

Nerds make the kinkiest lovers

I ended up working for a Supervillain

Which color?

An embarrassing Vocal story changed my life

A smelly way to start a relationship

The obstetrician's touch

The second full moon in a month

A blue monster

Ode to a blue cake

The sound of sirens

An afternoon nap

Achievements (1)