Carrie Kolar
Stories (8/0)
This Toddler Has The Best Opening Line I’ve Ever Heard
My friend’s four-year-old officially has the best opening line I’ve ever heard in my life. On Facebook today, one of my friends posted “[kid’s name]’s opening line on the playground is “Hey, do you want to talk about ghosts?” I wonder how that’ll hold up in 10 years lol.”
By Carrie Kolar2 years ago in Humans
The Two Worst Pieces Of Financial Advice (I Have Ever Seen)
There are a lot of helpful personal finance articles out there. Like, a LOT. Hell, there are a lot of helpful personal finance articles here on Vocal. Cause, it turns out, there are an asston of really informed intelligent people on this platform trying to pass on their advice and wisdom.
By Carrie Kolar2 years ago in Lifehack
Two Common Things You're Probably Addicted To (Because I Definitely Was)
Three years ago, I got hella sick. So sick. PROBLEMS sick. And one of the ways that I kept myself from an up-close-and-personal meeting with the God of Death (I refuse to get his autograph until I am at LEAST 120) was making brownie batter in a large bowl, sitting down, and eating that shit with my fingers. I am super, super classy.
By Carrie Kolar2 years ago in Humans
I Ended a 17-Year Friendship With A Text
n 2004, I met a girl. Let’s call her Cindy. She was dynamite. Weird, smart, into theater, super badass. We met in a summer theater program in high school. And she quickly became one of my bestest, favoritest, awesomest-in-the-world friends.
By Carrie Kolar2 years ago in Confessions
Top 10 Sneaky Names Sugar Uses To Hide In Normal Food
Ladies and gentlemen, I am currently Off Sugar (during the holidays. Yikes.) This is harder than I first thought, not because I desperately need my sugar fix (I tapered off the addiction, whole 'nother story), but because sugar, it turns out, is in flipping everything. And is often hiding under sneaky names (that bitch).
By Carrie Kolar2 years ago in Feast