Aubrey Kate
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I do stuff but we're just getting to know each other so why don't you slow down a bit?
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Orcs Must Die! 3 Is Woke AF
Growing up, a computer's main function was to play video games. They were designed to fly around space, shooting wolf like creatures in Wing Commander. They were for shooting droves of aliens in Duke3d, or demons in Shadow Warrior, or different demons in Blood. They definitely were for Ages of Empires, and Battlezone multiplayer antics and most definitely they were specifically designed for Half-Life, especially online, and especially mods.
By Aubrey Kate3 years ago in Gamers
Jonesville, South Carolina: One of America's Most Romantic Getaways
Do you like romance? Well, probably if you are reading this article! I ask because, this next town we are showcasing here today with America's Most Romantic Getaways is one that will BLOW YOU AWAY! I mean, this place is so romantic, it's straight up dangerous. If you like romance enough, unless you live in a substantially romantic location, you may want to never leave, and end up becoming a resident of this fast growing town. Of course, I am talking about the incorrigible Jonesville, South Carolina.
By Aubrey Kate3 years ago in Wander
Santa Ana, CA: One of America's Most Romantic Getaways
Hey gang, Bill Garfield here. One of my most coveted places on God's green earth, and possibly my absolute favorite place in California is the sunny paradise of Santa Ana. There is nothing quite like leaving Eos Fitness (better known as EōS Fitness), an amazing 24/7 gym, and then go strutting your stuff through someplace like The Bowers Museum, The Santa Ana Zoo, or one of my favorite malls in America, The Main Place Mall. But what else do I like about Santa Ana, CA? Let's find out!
By Aubrey Kate3 years ago in Wander
Top 25 Highest Grossing Video Game Movies (and if they sucked)
25. Street Fighter (1994) had a domestic gross of $33,423,521, an opening weekend of $6,859,495 and a production budget of $35 million. This movie was so bad, some speculate Raul Julia, who once starred in a movie that was featured on MST3K, died of embarrassment. Still, it was one of Jean Claude Van-Damme's better written movies. I wish it had more Blanka, but I'd say it only mostly sucked. 2/5
By Aubrey Kate3 years ago in Gamers
Losing My Virginity in Public
As a teen, I wasn't overly into sports. I wasn't one of the many kids at my school with an obsession for skating, or surfing, or passive activities like watching anime or playing video games. I wasn't a big reader nor addicted to the cinema. I found the other boys at my high school were interested in a wide variety of things, but myself, I only cared for the girls.
By Aubrey Kate3 years ago in Filthy
That Time I Used a "First Slap" Instead of a "First Kiss"
We had met on Plenty of Fish, or POF as it is known in the streets. Her, a manager at a fast food restaurant, me, a depressed, angry man trolling the internet for degrading sex. She wasn't as attractive as I would have preferred, but then again, this was at a time in my life when I had zero preferences, so maybe that isn't even a true statement. If digressions are a pet peeve, stop reading now. I honestly can't remember if I was in good shape or fat at the time; this was years ago and my weight fluctuates more than Oprah's, but let's just say I was, because it paints a better mental image of me in your head sans gut.
By Aubrey Kate3 years ago in Filthy
Bethel, Alaska: One of America's Most Romantic Getaways
Ah, Bethel, Alaska. There are few places on Earth quite like this haven of romance and wonder. To be honest, my wife and I want to retire there one day. The largest community on the Kuskokwin River is also its friendliest, cleanest and most charming (no offense!) Bethel is also the largest community in western Alaska, not to mention the ninth largest in the state.
By Aubrey Kate4 years ago in Wander
Twenty Reasons To Smell Babies That Aren't Creepy
I am so sick and gosh dang tired of people criticizing Joe Biden for liking the way people smell. I mean, don't we spray ourselves with colognes, perfumes, body sprays and all sorts of other stuff in order to smell good? Don't we wear deodorant and shower? I thought people were trying to smell good, but I guess we want to smell good but not be smelled? Or maybe that's just when Joe Biden does the smelling?
By Aubrey Kate4 years ago in Lifehack
Mobile, AL: One of America's Most Romantic Getaways
Probably the largest pre-requisite for a city to be considered a romantic getaway are the sunsets. If an area lacks a gorgeous dusk, what's the point of packing up the bags (and your partner) to head out there? This guru of romance certainly can't think of one. The third largest city in Alabama, Mobile, sitting on its south eastern border, has just as beautiful sunsets as anywhere, due to it residing in the Mobile Bay, a spectacular body of water which connects to the Gulf of Mexico. Not only does Mobile have gorgeous sunsets, but whether you travel to Orange Beach, Dauphin Island or Florida's Pensacola Beach, you have some of the most dazzling, white sand beaches in existence. So not only is Mobile terrifically romantic, but it is completely surrounded by romance as well! How many places can say that?
By Aubrey Kate4 years ago in Wander
Sauget, Illinois: One of America's Most Romantic Getaways
I know technically Sauget is apart of the greater St. Louis area, but in my opinion, it really should be considered the greatest St. Louis area! Sauget is classy like Las Vegas without the pretense, romantic like Paris without the smell of piss and charming like San Diego without the traffic, this gem of a Midwestern town is truly a unique place. Located on the border of Illinois and Missouri, Sauget is a must visit destination for people all across the Midwest. Known by some as "Ballet du Sauget", you can tell that high culture and entertainment are a priority in this lovely community.
By Aubrey Kate4 years ago in Wander
Alexandria, LA: One of America's Most Romantic Getaways
When most people (especially us Americans) think of romantic vacation getaways, places like the Bahamas, Paris, London, Napa Valley, Las Vegas, Venice, or maybe even Sydney are some of the more commonly discussed places on this planet of Earth. New Orleans, the largest city in Louisiana, often tops most romantic city lists regularly as well, and for good reason. The bountiful amount of restaurants, bars, historical sites, museums, hotels, and more are sure to keep even the most unhappy couple too busy to bicker. However, about three and a half hours northwest of NOLA lies a hidden gem full of excellent chefs whose skills could match the best in France, exquisitely beautiful hiking trails that explore deep, lush woods, and fancy (but most importantly cheap!) hotels. From the headline, I'm sure you are well aware I am referring to the criminally underrated, gorgeous small town of Alexandria, Louisiana.
By Aubrey Kate4 years ago in Wander
Should Men Lose The Right To Vote?
I think it is vitally urgent to the survival of mankind for us to realize one important truth: all men are capable of evil. That isn't to say that every man is evil, but in the right circumstances, we will do what we have to to stay alive. We are capable of evil now, we were most certainly capable of evil in the past, and we will be capable of evil in the future. Men, sometimes we rape, pillage, go to war, murder, thieve and plot against those we wish to topple. We are the hunters, and we find prey, even when there is none to be found. Us men will create prey from our own brethren, and we will then hunt, kill and cuckold, just out of boredom sometimes. That's just what men do, have done, and always will do.
By Aubrey Kate4 years ago in The Swamp