I Think, Therefore I Meme

Hey there! 👋😁⚡

I'm back with another edition of Meme-ing Madness!

And this time there is literally something for everyone!

That statement ☝️ is "literally" true provided you define "everyone" as "twelve kinds of people"— thirteen if you count writers, or people who like green superheroines.

I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ by the way. (That's not my 'real' name.) 🤷‍♂️

Here's how this nonsense works.....

Basically, I harvest memes off social media (Facebook) and then tell pathetic jokes about the junk I've found.

The Standard WARNING applies: this shit is lame, sometimes salacious, possibly even disturbing (especially to fresh fruit). Seeing all this could likely lead to lethargy, restless leg syndrome, and (hopefully) some laughter! Don't blame me if it gives you insomnia! Or cooties! Or an uncontrollable desire to punch a duck!!! 👊💥🦆 I can't be held responsible for anything you witness here (because I'm a completely irresponsible person. Just ask my only friend.)

You can certainly steal these memes, if you're so inclined, in order to return them to their natural habitat on the Internet. Like I give a crap if you do! 😂🤣

Thank you for your constant readership...

... and May God Have Mercy on Your Soul 😉.

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#1- — for the DIY dudes

Certainly, nothing excites my appetite like seeing the skulls of my enemies!

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#2- — for all the parents

Life is so unfair!!!

😭😭😭😭

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#3- — for all the overworked people

Enjoy your three-million-day weekend, kids!

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#4- — for all the paranoid people

Speaking personally as a sometimes-Thomas, "Oh HELL no! It's always the other guys!"

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#4- — for the mathematicians

...97932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679.....

Forgive me for being irrational.

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I'll make it up to you by throwing in this bonus meme for any divorced mathematicians in the audience.

And for those of us who have no head for math and generally loathe it 👇....

I think I've now gone something like 88,115 days without using either algebra or trigonometry! (... he said with pride)!!!

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We Pause Momentarily for this Brief Inspirational Message for Fellow Writers....

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#5- — for all the zookeepers

It's 3 AM (somewhere).

Do you know where your bananas are?

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#6- — for all the Romeos out there

Women are so picky.

I mean, saying their eyes are black is accurate too! But try telling that to a babe and see if it helps get you laid.

(It won't.)

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#7- — for all those with extrasensory perception (who probably foresaw this coming)

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#8- — for all those with overgrowth

Geeze! Someone's thorny!

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Should I call in some help?!?

I can't help it!!!

I feel threatened!!!

SAVE ME, SHE-HULK!!!

Seeing her ☝️ fills a certain part of me with rage.

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#9- — for all the crop barons

olden from a fri

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#10- — for my fiancé

That ☝️ isn't already stated or assumed in the unspoken contract?! ?

Wow!

Just...

WOW!! !

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#11- — for all the other eggheads not already acknowledged

Relative to what?

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#12- — for all the doormen

This post is amused.

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#13- — (a bonus meme) for the baker's dozen

It was worth a try.

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More Meme-ing Madness will be forthcoming soon! There are nine other installments every bit as worthy as this☝. Several are even better! 🤣😂

Have you read them all?

#1- Meme-ing For Laughs

#2- To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!

#3- When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!

#4- They Were the Best of Memes, They Were the Worst of Memes

#5- The End Doesn't Justify the Memes

#6- We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing (👈awarded a Top Story honor for some bizarre reason. 🤷‍♂️)

#7- Bad Memes Rising (extra filthy)

#8- Quote the Raven: "Memeingmore!"

#9- That which does not Kill Us makes us Memer

❤️ this ☝️ nonsense, if you find it worthy. Copy the link to harass your boss or tantalize someone on Twitter. If you are mega-wealthy and can tip generously, I'd be extremely grateful, because I'm as dirt poor as my sense of humor.

I have bad brains.

Subscribe!!!

As always, I thank you for your support!

___________Bolt⚡

PS-

This entire series of nonsense ️should actually be in the Comedy Community.

Oh wait — Vocal has no Comedy Community.

Doesn't it really suck ass that Vocal won't make a Commitment to Comedy?

Vocal Elite Administrators...

...if you're listening, I'll run a Comedy Club for you... and I actually have experience supervising an online humor department!

Upon reflection, I have lowered my asking price for doing so. You can hire me for a moderate five-figure salary.

Hurry! This offer expires when I die!

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More👇 yucks....