Meme-ing for Laughs

I'm on Facebook a lot.

I'm a member of numerous Facebook groups that are associations of Vocal authors promoting their work. My favorite group is The Vocal Social Society.

Good people! Good reads! Good times!

'One for All, and All for One!'

We support each other. 💕❤️💕

I began posting stories on Vocal in May of 2021. I started joining Vocal FB groups shortly thereafter and have since made many new friends. I especially love all the friends I've made through Vocal who are outside the United States. It makes me feel so worldly! ⚡😁👍

Meanwhile, I additionally have a wide variety of old Facebook friends, many with very twisted minds. I love my friends' various senses of humor— both dark and light! And I often steal memes that they post. 🤷‍♂️ I freely admit it!

I do, however, leave one of the following three memes when I steal one of theirs... so I'm at least a polite thief.

I love to make people laugh.

If I can get a laughing emoji for something stupid that I post on FB, that's as good to me, if not better, than getting a heart. I feel like I have a marginal talent at comedy. I'm kinda good at making people snicker. 🤷‍♂️ Sorta. Kinda. Sometimes.

Well, ultimately, I'll let you be the judge of that!

I see memes as springboards for humor. Memes give me premises to make my little quips. I'll show you what I mean in a moment.

Hopefully you will think that these memes I present to you are funny... and that my jokes are hilarious! 😂

{- WARNING: much of this humor is salacious. I'm hopelessly male. 🤷‍♂️ You've been duly warned! -}

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Here We Go!

#1- I'll start with this one 👇, and place it here under the heading of 'Things That Should Seem Obvious But Sometimes Aren't.' 🤷‍♂️

😾🐶🐱🐺🦊😸🦝😼🐰🦓😽

Sing this instead. ⚡😁👇

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#2- 📺

👆 That one is only authentic if that blanket can be removed for a $19.99 monthly subscription.

😈 Just Keeping It Real.

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#3- <Original status on Facebook when posted: — feeling guilty. 👇>

👆.... I'm just wondering, theoretically, what if you had to surrender all your binoculars in that court settlement with your really hot neighbors? What then???

Asking for a friend...

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#4- 🌴🌴🌴🌴

Polish people. 👆

<sigh>

They just can't help themselves! 🙁

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#5-

But what if that 👆 pop doesn't make you humble? What if just the opposite happens? What if that pop reminds you of a particularly spectacular performance in bed and it fills you with pride?

.... NOT asking for a friend. 😈

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#6- 🕰️⏲️⌚

Rejoice! It's almost Fleshlight Savings Time again!

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— feeling excited.

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#7-

And as long as you weren't having sex at the time, 👆 this actually can be regarded as a really cool thing.

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#8- 🍽️🍽️

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Patience is a virtue.

#9-

Priorities Matter!

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🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

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#10- Here's 0ne from right after the Superbowl, Feb 2022... 👇

You only get this one meme 👆, do not miss your chance to share!

This opportunity comes once in a timeline, dare!

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#11-

💪 HULK HAS STASH!!!! 💪

🤜💥🤛✨👊💥👊✨🤜💥💥👊💥

💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

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<PAUSING>

Are you giggling yet?

That was eleven memes so far!!! 😅

Am I making this look easy? <panting>

Because coming up with SIX HUNDRED WORDS worth of jokes is hell, I tell ya!

<sweating profusely>

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Vocal needs a Comedy Club!!! 😠

I wrote about the need for one here! 👇

There should be a "joke" subcategory within a Humor Community! And it should have a lower word limit, like the one given to poets! Don't you think? Wouldn't it be fun to be able to grab some quick levity with your morning cup of coffee... or after coming home from a hard day at work?

It sure would make it easier for guys like me trying to write shitty routines like this list!

<sweating harder still> 😓😓😓

{UPDATE-- they stole my idea! And now... here we are. 😠 }

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Pressing on...

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#12- Phosphorescats?!? 👇

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A scientist's definition of "useful" amounts to my definition of "sleep disruptive." Bad enough my three cats are arrogant enough to walk across me at night.

And would this mean their disembodied hair glows too?? I definitely don't think I could handle that! Bad enough I got this 👇 going on...

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#13-

Speed dating? 👆 😂😂

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....and finally... <whew>

I hate to end on a sad note, but this used to be a sign of the times... 👇

Do sandwiches ever dance anymore? 🙁

Ever since Covid, I haven't even seen one skip!

😭😭😭 😭😭😭

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So, here's hoping these silly memes gave you a titter or two!

Steal 'em and post them on Facebook if you want, which would kinda be like returning them to the virtual waters from whence they were originally spawned!

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Smash that ❤️/LIKE button if I made you smile. SUBSCRIBE if you dare. Come join our Facebook group , if you haven't already. We're tons of fun!

Stronger Together!

Thank you for your support!

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Addendum...

The above collection of memes was so popular, people asked for more; and it spawned several compilations of comedic nonsense! If you enjoyed this... 👆 Try these... ! 👇

#2- To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!

#3- When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!!!

#4- They Were the Best of Memes, They Were the Worst of Memes

#5- The End Doesn't Justify the Memes!

#6- We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing (awarded Top Story for some unknown reason 🤷‍♂️).

#7- Bad Memes Rising ( even Filthier!)

#8- Quote the Raven: "Memeingmore!"

#9- That which does not Kill Us makes Us Memer

#10- I Think, Therefore I Meme

... and there is still more ahead, so SUBSCRIBE.

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