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More Nonsense Harvested for you from Social Media, plus Inspirational Memes & the obligatory Super Heroine appearance!!!

By Lightning BoltPublished 2 years ago β€’ Updated 2 years ago β€’ 4 min read
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Friends, Romans, internet trolls... lend me your memes!

This is the Eighth Edition of this shit.

βš‘πŸ˜πŸ‘

Here's hoping this newest nonsensical collection is good for a giggle or six! Steal these memes if you are so inclined. Return them to their natural habitat on the Internet.

The usual WARNINGS apply. My humor is juvenile, often smutty, and seriously inappropriate in some civilized societies. Don't let your children or pets see this! You probably don't want your grandparents exposed to these either, unless they're wearing masks.

I shall not be held liable for people who use this comedy irresponsibly!

Now...

Here's a Dozen more Memes, with my Asinine Commentary Added!

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#1- β€” feeling nostalgic

You know the drill.

Did I post that ☝️ before... or am I experiencing another instance of déjà vu?

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

🀷

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#2- β€” feeling flirtatious

Different centuries, different language, same basic male mindset. We are geniuses at flirting!

Am I right?

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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#3- β€” feeling lazy

How you feel about thieves, bitch, because I flat-out stole this meme! ☝️

#AndDontEvenGiveAF !!!

βš‘πŸ˜πŸ‘

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#4- β€” feeling festive

Hm.

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

Um...

Could you be more specific?

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We Pause for the following Public Service Announcement...

FYI 😹😸😼😽

History Repeats Itself.

See? You learned something from this edition of Meme-ing Madness! Bet you never thought that would happen!

βš‘πŸ˜πŸ‘

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#5- β€” feeling endangered

Grrrrreat advice about diversification!

πŸ―πŸ‘

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Is it just me, or are those tigers kinda scary? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

SAVE ME, SUPERGIRL!!!

She's so reliable! 😍😍 Always there for you in a pinch!

<SuperCandyflossInsertionComplete>

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#6) β€” feeling saved

The future of science is clearly in great hands!

Next Stop: flying cars!!!!

βš‘πŸ˜πŸ‘

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An Inspirational Message for Writers...

Never take your time for granted.

Perspective is everything. We can see death fast approaching and worry our life away. Or we can live in the moment, like we only have one day left, and continue to do what we were destined to do.

Some days, as best we try, we feel like all we've accomplished is writing shit (like this β˜οΈπŸ˜‰πŸ‘‡). On those days, especially, we should be grateful for what we did write. Because everything bad eventually leads to something good. Getting the bad ideas and bad writing days out of the way clears the path for better things.

Writing is like a muscle that always grows stronger with use.

#7) β€”feeling some leftover Pride 🌈

Did someone wish for a silver daddy?

Because Some Gentlemen Prefer Wands.

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#8) β€” feeling thoughtful (and a bit scared)

You think this restroom ☝️ is for people with demonic bowel syndrome?

😨

Where did I put that card?!?

Bless that bathroom, Father, for it has sinned!

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#?) β€”feeling slightly confused

Miss me?

Did I post that ☝️ before... or am I experiencing another instance of déjà vu?

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

🀷

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Another Inspirational Message for Writers (and artists of every type)...

You Got This!

Or...

... you could just steal that meme. ☝️

πŸ˜‰

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#9) β€” feeling attacked

Genetics is complicated.

At least Fish-Eating Lad isn't revealing his fears about being eaten... like the Spider-boy in this fam! 'Never broadcast your vulnerabilities to your enemies' should be one of the first things they teach a kid in superhero school!

My bad-parenting sense is tingling!

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#10) β€” feeling bold!

It's like God and/or the Universe Itself is advocating that we get high and suck each other off!!

(And maybe even have pie afterwards!!!!!)

🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯

{{Someone on Facebook responded to that meme by being a party-pooper, saying, "Actually, Pi is infinite, and non-repeating, so every number combination is in Pi, somewhere!!" To which, I say: I'm a facetimer, not a mathematician, Jim! 🀨}}

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I was going to post this one again πŸ‘‡...

... and continue the lame running joke about having deja vu, but something told me DON'T.

DON'T

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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#11) β€” feeling boastful βš‘πŸ˜πŸ‘

Envy me, bitches! I have fucking PERSONALITY! 😎

Twenty-seven if you add in the people on Facebook who died and can't unfriend me!

βš‘πŸ˜πŸ‘

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#12) β€” suddenly feeling mesmerized

Been staring at this bitch ☝️ for hours and still don't see it!

I think it's defective.

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Well, I'm done anyway. This is the best you're getting from me this go-around.

Why are you looking at me like this was a major disappointment in your life?

🀨

😐

Alright... just one more...

And you think YOUR coworkers are horrible?

It's always the Garys.

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That's it! We're done! If you enjoyed this installment of meme-ing madness, there are several others. (see belowπŸ‘‡) This is the 8th edition, so that's something like, almost seven other parts you could check out if you wanted. Some parts actually even have themes! You can expect more salaciousness, more DON'Ts, more eye candy, more affirmations for writersβ€” basically the same kind of crap I dished out here! All these can be read in any order.

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#1- Meme-ing For Laughs

#2- To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!

#3- When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!

#4- They Were the Best of Memes, They Were the Worst of Memes

#5- The End Doesn't Justify the Memes

#6- We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing (πŸ‘ˆawarded a Top Story honor for some bizarre reason. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ)

#7- Bad Memes Rising (extra filthy!)

You just read the 8th edition.

#ο»Ώ9- That Which Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Memer

#ο»Ώ10- I Think, Therefore I Meme

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Hit that little heart button ❀️ if this nonsense gave you a giggle. Tell a friend. Harass a neighbor. If you truly busted a gut, I'm sorry for your trauma, but good luck suing me. I'm broke. If you tip me $2,715, then and only then can you sue me for exactly $2,715.27!

More Memes Will Come! So Subscribe!!

As always, I sincerely thank you for your continued support!

___________Bolt⚑

No Memes Were Harmed in the Publishing of this Post.

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About the Creator

Lightning Bolt

From out of the blue, _Bolt ⚑writes horror galore, Sci-Fi, Superheroes & strange Poetry + MEME-ing MADNESS X12.

Vocal needs a Comedy Community!

Proud member of the Vocal Social Society on Facebook.

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  • Jason Ray Morton 2 years ago

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 why, we didn’t do anything. Thanks for the chuckles my friend.

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    very funny.

  • These are always good for a giggle.

  • Well, now my dog is traumatized! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Great stuff as always! Love these!

  • Lena Folkert2 years ago

    "don't let your children or pets see this." HAHAHA! Yes! Much more worried about my pets! They have more virgin ears for sure! :D

  • Mala2 years ago

    Very funny!

  • Mariann Carroll2 years ago

    This was so funny and the content was deep, I read it several times and got different take on some of the memes.Bravo . β™₯οΈπŸ’•πŸ₯°

  • Very funny , brightened my day

  • Russell Ormsby 2 years ago

    Thank you for the laughsπŸ˜‚ Your medicine is powerful.πŸ‘ Best wishes my friend.

  • C.Z.2 years ago

    Haha thanks for some fresh memes bro

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Thank your the Tuesday humorπŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜Š

  • Lol I laughed so much! My favourites were number 6, 8 and 12

  • Mariann Carroll2 years ago

    Great, Keep them coming. keep Spreading the laughter. 😹

  • Dawn Salois2 years ago

    These are always great to read!

  • Crazy fun as always!!!

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