Why Hasn't #METOO Gotten Howard Stern?

I don't understand who Howard Stern has paid off? Maybe the King of All Media somehow made a deal with the devil? I just don't get it. After coasting off the talent of Jackie Martling for years and then going to XM where he was somehow less offensive than he was on FM, somehow Howard Stern is now around kids all the time? How is this not setting off radars! How is this not causing huge online unrest! I just don't understand it, try as I might!

If the #MeToo movement has taught me anything (and believe you me, they have taught me nearly everything important in my life right now) it is that men who treat women poorly are monsters who can never, ever change, nor do they want to! And really, when it comes to the hall of fame female abusers through all time, Howard Stern is there somewhere between Jack The Ripper and Genghis Khan! The over-sexualizing them (as if women enjoy that sort of thing!), the demeaning jokes, the "Stripper Jeopardy", none of it paints the picture of anything except a beast! Some people say the world isn't black or white, but really? Some things are just wrong. Committing sexual assault for example. I mean, it's obvious eating pizza is okay, but cannibalism most certainly is not. So morality is pretty black and white actually, and if you disagree, I may think you are a member of that Texas Chainsaw Family! Since I just proved without a shadow of a doubt that morality is black and white, unless you want to argue that committing heinous acts is somehow acceptable, you have to accept the fact that we've let Howard Stern pretend he is a good person so he can continue to make millions of dollars off of us Wal-Mart shoppers is unacceptable.

Here's the thing: America does have talent! So why is a man who is as evil as a vampire Hitler judging it? A man whose only skill is lying, putting Fred in scenes where Jackie should have been in his fraud of a movie, and reading other people's jokes, ironically written by a man whose stand-up career was nothing except jokes written by other people. All the stories he has told of hanging out at Strip Clubs and objectifying the women there, humiliating them and then handing them cash to deal to shut them up, ON AIR, and not a word from us on the left? Thank God (figure of speech, no offense meant to any of my fellow Atheists) that monster Harvey Weinstein is on trial, and Allah be Praised that Kevin Spacey's career was destroyed as well. But where is the justice for the all women Howard Stern has treated like dirt on air, and off? Where is the justice for his victims of sexual assault? You can say it was just his shtick, but really, how many wives has the guy had? He's sleaze through and through, because once your soul goes black, you can never come back, and that saying is just as true as the similar sounding one.

I want everyone to join me in the #FireHowardStern movement. Because if we keep at it, if we rid our culture of all men who are pigs, we will be left with us nice guys, and I can finally stop finishing last! How cool would that be ladies? Men to agree with you? Men to open the door for you, not because women are weak (they're not!) and you need it, but just because everyone loves being treated like royalty! Seriously though, think about the children! Kids see him on America's Got Talent! with their parents, then YouTube his name, and come across him bragging about cumming across all sorts of filth and rabble. This happens every single day, in every single nation where people watch America's Got Talent! Howard Stern is literally devastating our ability to conduct ourselves with honor, integrity and respect on the world stage because far too often, the first real exposure to American culture is Howard Stern asking women if they've ever slept with a black guy, AS AN INSULT! Name one other celebrity, name one other person, who isn't black of course, who could get away with that! Nobody could, because it is vile, disgusting and unforgivable! David Duke wouldn't even do that!

I think it is very important that we, as the morally superior group in America, remember that we are the morally superior. We must remember to always keep our ranks pure. Just because someone apologizes it does not mean that they are even the least bit sorry, and that is why you can never forgive someone for what they did in the past. People don't learn and grow, they just learn and grow in their ways to use and control others. Stop letting Howard Stern use you, and stop letting him ruin America for children worldwide. I wouldn't let the man babysit my children, would you? That's what I thought!