satire
Gender-focused humor and satirical sexism that both celebrates feminism and parodies its shortcomings.
The Ladies' Restroom
A door appeared out of nowhere in front of you. Obviously, you open it. Aubrey stormed out of the panel room, slamming the door behind her. She frantically blinked back tears that had risen in proportion to her blood pressure skyrocketing. The pricks wouldn’t get to see her tears period, whether they were from frustration, sorrow, or joy. They had lost the privilege. They wouldn’t get to see anything but her very pissed off back for a long time. How long? She wasn’t sure but it would have to be long enough for her to forget this shitshow. Probably not this lifetime, she acknowledged.
Sarah Cooper for President
I know that she has a permanent place in the For You section on TikTok. But look at and listen to the above video. It is stering. It is a pristine piece of political humor that sends home the idea of how the State is overbearing. When it comes to private companies, Trump should play no role except to protect the rights of the individuals associated with those companies with American employees. Sarah nails the spirit and the bluster of the predident in this clip like visual-audio shadow. But the video clearly demonstrates just how clueless the president is on these matters. Sarah displays the witlessness of the leader of the semi-free world. Her videos go viral once they hit the ‘Net. There are tons of videos that might have a reason to be featured in this piece, but I can’t think of anyone more worthy of increased attention than Sarah Cooper.
Skyler SaundersPublished 4 years ago in VivaPond Muck
Wearing my purple leopard tankini with the turquoise stripes, I stand at the edge of the pond. I look down at the muddy green water watching the little fish playing in my shadow among the pebbles. Then I look out at the brown muck that creates a five-foot wide ring that hugs the edge of the pond in front of me. A frog croaks from somewhere within the secret world of wreaths that have cotton corn dogs on their tops.
Only Women Can Stop Sexual Assault
Sexual assault happens everywhere. The assaults happen in Hollywood, in government, in the workplace, on the street, in school, and in our homes. It has been televised and written about enough times in the media for this to be common sense. I think we can all agree, both men and women, sexual assault against women has gone too far and needs to stop. Women need to take action so these wrongly accused men will no longer be in danger of prosecution. A great number of them never actually go to jail or prison. But still, the mere possibility of going to jail must be stressful. And I know, as a woman, I would feel great shame in causing a man to rape me. So, how will men ever feel safe again, and how will women not feel shame ever again? I have a simple, easy proposal that should be put into action because time is up. Women must take responsibility and become educated on how to prevent sexual assault.
Rosalind SmithPublished 6 years ago in VivaFeeling Myself (Becoming a Hot Mess)
This week I decided to work on trying to look 'cute' more. I am single, after all, and apparently running shorts and tee shirts isn't the best way to "people", or make a first impression. This weekend I did a (what felt like 4000 square ft.) house for a friend of mine, and worked on the yard, which equates to about three grueling gym sessions, so it seemed like the perfect time to do it. You know, because working out once makes you look hot and I technically worked out three times. This is what happened.
Angela Brigance-VancePublished 6 years ago in VivaPolitical...Lesbianism?
Hold up and onto your pantyhose, because this has blown away mine. Rumour has it women are hardwired to be gay...and heterosexuality is a choice. And all feminists or those who are serious about being proclaimed feminists should defy the penis God and pray to the vagina God ONLY. Out of choice.
Maura DudasPublished 6 years ago in VivaWhat All Girls White Lie About
Telling the truth can be hard. Luckily, it's not always necessary. No, I am not condoning LYING, but I am saying it's OKAY to fib and withhold information here and there about the small stuff. Will anyone die if you lie about your natural hair color? Um, no. Will someone stop being your friend if they found out you lost your virginity when you were 14? Well, I hope not, but damn girl that is pretty young. Just kidding! My point is, even the most honest women in the world are guilty of telling white lies.
Jus L'amorePublished 6 years ago in VivaTop 10 Things to ALWAYS Have in Your Purse
By now, you're probably pretty set in the list of exactly what you always have in your purse. But every now and then you realize that there's something you wish you had, but don't. The smartest women are always finding new useful things to carry in their purse to maximize the usefulness of such a magnificent and stylish container. A few things that may seem obvious that you should have with you aren't on this list, as most everyone already carries the purse staples. Here are a few things that may not seem so obvious, but are just, if not more, useful.
Alexander EnderPublished 6 years ago in VivaA Final Notice from Your Ovaries
We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but let’s face it, at least someone around here is bearing something. Sadly, after 35 years, that someone still isn't you—and it is for this very reason we have decided to write this letter. After extensive discussion with the fallopian tubes and your biological clock, and on behalf of your entire reproductive system, we have decided to retire from ovulating.
Erika PotapPublished 6 years ago in VivaShould You Touch Her Hair?
Martha Jones is a sixty year old woman of Irish descent. Martha does not get out much. Her hobbies include bathing her cats, flirting with the landscape servicemen, reporting her rowdy next door neighbors to the local police and watching documentaries about World War 2 (which she believes to be comedies). I guess you could say her life was not very eventful. At least, not until today.