Wordplay Warrior
Words Are Weapons
Words are weapons,
Build your arsenal
Weild them confidently
Like a...
Wordplay Warrior
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Antonym Arbitrator
Adjective Annihilator
Adverb Antagoniser
Article Assigner
Abstract Nouns Applier
Adjectival Modifier Abductor
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Adverbial Modifier Aggressor
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Conjunction Conjurer
Connective Conspirator
Collocation Collaborator
Compound Adjective Coordinator
Comparative Adjective Creator
Common Noun Communicator
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Concrete Noun Cementer
Collective Noun Constrictor
Compound Noun Collector
Countable Noun Calculator
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Determiner Detonator
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Direct Object Drencher
Distributive Adjective Divider
Descriptive Adjective Describer
Demonstrative Adjective Demonstrator
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Definite Article Deliberator
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Grammar Gladiator
Homonym Harvester
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Interjection Infiltrator
Interrogative Adjective Irritator
Indefinite Adjective Instigator
Indirect Object Illiciter
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Letter Lieutenant
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Metonym Metaboliser
Metaphor Manipulator
Modal Verb Modulator
Modifier Manager
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Noun Ninja
Numeral Noter
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Palindrome Player
Pronoun Proclaimer
Prefix Predator
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Preposition Perpurtrator
Proper Adjective Pusher
Possessive Adjective Pursuer
Positive Adjective Philanphrophist
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Plural Noun Preparer
Predicate Puller
Poecilonym Precursor
Polyonym Polenator
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Quantitative Adjective Quantifier
Synonym Seducer
Simile Sorcerer
Suffix Stomper
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Superlative Adjective Savior
Singular Noun Signaler
Subject Subjuctaor
Uncountable Noun Uncoverer
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Verb Viscerator
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Wordplay Warrior
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Thanks for reading. Just wanted to get that off my chest really.
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Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
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Comments (10)
You are the master! You are the word play warrior! Love it :) these could all be great titles for individual stories or poems 😃
You are on rocking this play of words 🤩
Paul. Paul. Paul. My eyes are still bulging. Okay so I read your title and subtitle and I foolishly assumed it was gonna be a tautogram. I was shocked at your first stanza and realised it wasn't a tautogram. My eyes started bulging from the second stanza up until now. How do you do it Paul? I mean, it's one thing to have an idea but it's a whole other level to execute it so perfectly. You're bloody brilliant!
Hahaha this is awesome!!! I kept picking a new fav as I went but I think it has to be Homonym Harvester 🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing. I have no words.
Fantastically fabulous! This turned out perfectly the way you formatted it and kept a sort of rhythm going. So many of them really stood out to me. Very clever, my friend :) Fin
I like these! Awesome work!
This was excellent!
AMAZING!! Bravo! Creative ... Delightful ... Entertaining... Fabulous ....
A most tantalising titular title!