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Wordplay Warrior

Words Are Weapons

By Paul StewartPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read

Words are weapons,

Build your arsenal

Weild them confidently

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Wordplay Warrior


Antonym Arbitrator

Adjective Annihilator

Adverb Antagoniser

Article Assigner

Abstract Nouns Applier

Adjectival Modifier Abductor


Adverbial Modifier Aggressor


Conjunction Conjurer

Connective Conspirator

Collocation Collaborator

Compound Adjective Coordinator

Comparative Adjective Creator

Common Noun Communicator


Concrete Noun Cementer

Collective Noun Constrictor

Compound Noun Collector

Countable Noun Calculator


Determiner Detonator


Direct Object Drencher

Distributive Adjective Divider

Descriptive Adjective Describer

Demonstrative Adjective Demonstrator


Definite Article Deliberator


Grammar Gladiator

Homonym Harvester


Interjection Infiltrator

Interrogative Adjective Irritator

Indefinite Adjective Instigator

Indirect Object Illiciter


Letter Lieutenant


Metonym Metaboliser

Metaphor Manipulator

Modal Verb Modulator

Modifier Manager


Noun Ninja

Numeral Noter


Palindrome Player

Pronoun Proclaimer

Prefix Predator


Preposition Perpurtrator

Proper Adjective Pusher

Possessive Adjective Pursuer

Positive Adjective Philanphrophist


Plural Noun Preparer

Predicate Puller

Poecilonym Precursor

Polyonym Polenator


Quantitative Adjective Quantifier

Synonym Seducer

Simile Sorcerer

Suffix Stomper


Superlative Adjective Savior

Singular Noun Signaler

Subject Subjuctaor

Uncountable Noun Uncoverer


Verb Viscerator


Wordplay Warrior


Thanks for reading. Just wanted to get that off my chest really.

This piece was also inspired in part by Alphabet Aerobics by Blackalicious.

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Paul Stewart

Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.

Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.

"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson

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Comments (10)

  • Gina C.about a year ago

    You are the master! You are the word play warrior! Love it :) these could all be great titles for individual stories or poems 😃

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    You are on rocking this play of words 🤩

  • Paul. Paul. Paul. My eyes are still bulging. Okay so I read your title and subtitle and I foolishly assumed it was gonna be a tautogram. I was shocked at your first stanza and realised it wasn't a tautogram. My eyes started bulging from the second stanza up until now. How do you do it Paul? I mean, it's one thing to have an idea but it's a whole other level to execute it so perfectly. You're bloody brilliant!

  • Donna Reneeabout a year ago

    Hahaha this is awesome!!! I kept picking a new fav as I went but I think it has to be Homonym Harvester 🤣🤣🤣

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    This is amazing. I have no words.

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Fantastically fabulous! This turned out perfectly the way you formatted it and kept a sort of rhythm going. So many of them really stood out to me. Very clever, my friend :) Fin

  • Alex H Mittelman about a year ago

    I like these! Awesome work!

  • This was excellent!

  • Sonia Heidi Unruhabout a year ago

    AMAZING!! Bravo! Creative ... Delightful ... Entertaining... Fabulous ....

  • Brenton Fabout a year ago

    A most tantalising titular title!

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