Well... What Do You Think?
Hubby and I converse about politics and so much more!
Me: I will never get it, you a republican. You are anti-government.
He: Yes, and not a Christian tea party and I believe in less government.
Me: And still you want this race about abortion
He: I have never approved of abortion.
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Me: That sign may be going just a bit too far.
He: Baby killers! For me, that is what this is all about.
Me: "I wouldn't get an abortion, but I didn't need to as you got fixed," I shout!
He: Baby killers all of them, they are!
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Me: Isn't getting fixed killing any babies we may have had?
He: Have you heard about how abortion works, tearing limbs
Me: Should it be up to the government or you? This is so sad!
He: Some things need to be decided by men. Give it to the Johns and Jims.
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Me: Anti-government John you mean? Moving on! No more politics!
He: Okay with me, we will never agree!
Me: That's right. Can we plant this?
He: I'm too busy to help right now see.
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Me: I have been waiting for weeks
He: It is the end of my show!
Me: We don't have enough soil, you know.
He: "It is enough," he squeaks.
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Me: Hold this here, while I pour the dirt.
He: I don't want to, as it will get my shirt!
Me: This pot needs more dirt, I told you!
He: We have enough dirt, I told you, Boo!
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Me: Okay, there is still some left.
He: Who knows best?
Me: You can be right now and then you pest!
He: Will you pick that up? Heft!
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Me: Are you busy tomorrow?
He: Mowing. I want you to help.
Me: Help what? Mow?
He: It doesn't sound like it! Welp!
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Me: The new Trump commercials are comical
He: We better stop as we will never agree
Me: Stupid is more like it. It's typical.
He: This is just the beginning you see.
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Me: Okay, maybe
He: Love you, I do!
Me: Whose idea was it to have such a large yard? We shall see.
He: You, as you wouldn't want to be too close to the field, do you?
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Me: I am looking forward to this weekend, see.
He: What are you doing again?
Me: Baby shower for Dee
He: Then the graduation.
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Me: Goodnight
He: Sleep tight
Me: Love you brat
He: Sassafrat?
About the Creator
Denise E Lindquist
Retired, working part-time as a Native American culture consultant. I have an MSE, and an ABD. I write on Vocal, and Facebook. Poetry, non-fiction mostly, and working on fiction. Wife, mother, grandmother, and great grandmother.
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