Walking Lesson
No Pleasing Little Willy
A fine sunny day and me all alone
Just isn’t right mayhaps I’ll atone
By seeking company of the feminine kind
With whom to frolic, destress, and unwind
My skill is undoubted, my charms are prolific
Especially in matters best labelled explicit
No woman can resist my manly physique
A rippled abdomen to match her mystique
Don’t quite understand why they tend to depart
Probably due to competition and a broken heart
It’s all fine, I can always find another girl
Willing to let a handsome lad take her for a whirl
Walked to the corner looking for likely partner
Silky and smooth with whom I may barter
An exchange of pleasurable favors
With an untiring lover who never wavers
There, long locks streaming from car on the street
Stuck out my thumb whilst combing hair neat
Up rode a gorgeous filly offered me a ride
Said hop on in on the passenger side
Young and pretty with lips bright red
Curly blonde hue atop a shapely head
Climbed up inside her car so fine
Wondering if her offer was merely a line
She cocked her head and said “Where to?”
Perhaps the mall, or maybe the zoo
A fine-looking lad such as yourself
Shouldn’t have to overexert himself
On a day as warm as this one shall be
Licked her lips and hiked out a knee
Told her was merely out to catch a little air
She smiled sweetly and twirled her hair
Eyes were blue, cleavage quite ample
Wondered if maybe could try just a sample
She seemed like a likely sort of lass
Looking for a lad of quality class
Certain I was that I’d fit her bill
And before too long be doing what I will
Wherever you’re heading is probably okay
I’m just out here to enjoy the day
She drove with one hand, the other on my leg
My pants were filled by stiff wooden peg
She drove down a country lane, parked ‘neath a tree
Making me wonder just what we would see
Not another soul was anywhere in sight
My blood was hot and I felt quite right
A buxom lass she was, attractive and sweet
As she scooted next to me there in that seat
As ready she was as ready could be
To get down to business right here with me
One hand went to my thigh, her other to a pocket
My eyes were drawn to whence hung her locket
Perhaps she had a sleeve for my manly manhood
In a pocket which held many things good
Closing my eyes, I leaned in for a kiss
When I heard her say “This close I won’t miss”
Opening my eyes, I beheld there a muzzle
The gun in her hand ‘twas surely a puzzle
Just leave your wallet and exit the car
Your walk back home isn’t nearly as far
As the trip you will take if you give me any reason
To be unhappy with you in this fine season
As I watched the lass drive away in her car
I knew I should have known exactly how far
My looks would really have taken me this day
Tomorrow I’ll just walk alone, come who may
When I get home I’ll just take a cold shower
Horny beats dead, any day, any hour
Tomorrow I’ll look for another young filly
Mayhap then I can please little willy
About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald is a 911 dispatcher of 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp
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Lol, he should have known it was too good to be true!