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Valentine's Solo Delight: Who Needs a Beau Anyway?

A Funny Message To Being Single On Valentine's Day

By DaphsamPublished 3 months ago 1 min read
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1. Tomato and basil Pizza? Check

2. Box of cheap chocolate? Check

3. Bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, maybe two? Check, Check

4. Latest chick flick movie? Check

5. Cozy blanket? Check

6. Fuzzy socks? Check

7. iPhone messaging on mute? Check

8. Remote control? OMG- Ohhhhh, GOD YES!

9. Who needs a boyfriend, this is the best Valentine’s date ever!

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For all of those who are single, there are some upsides to your Valentine's Day night!

CHEERS!!

And if you are planning to spend your Valentine's Day with you dog. This other list poem is the one for you.

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About the Creator

Daphsam

Loving Wife, Mom, Dog Mom- A Dyslexic dreamer who never thought I could read or write. But life changed, and I conquered my fears. I am an artist, photographer, wordsmith and illustrator. Looking to weave stories and poems with my artwork.

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  • Cyrus3 months ago

    relatable to lots of people lmao

  • Cathy holmes3 months ago

    Lol. That was great

  • Pizza is the best boyfriend ever! And now I'm craving for it, lol!

  • All is good except for the cheap chocolate. Palmer's will never do. Hershey's has gotten better, but for me it should be a combination of Lindor, Giardelli & Ferrer Rocher. But I'd still be happy to share.

  • Mark Graham3 months ago

    That's one way to look at it.

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  • Novel Allen3 months ago

    Perfect single people V night. Warm blanket, dim the lights, head resting on pillow, fast asleep before movie ends. So perfect.

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