UNCOMMON
A Poem inspired by something rare: LUCK.
How Lucky am I to be so FLY,
To obtain a friend, in the form of a guy.
A friend, a friend, how uncommon a trend,
To have somebody like me.
How Lucky I am to be so TRENDY.
I love Gucci, Pucci, and even Fendi.
Designer brands, high and low, are the only ones a girl would ever know.
Even Mr. and Mrs. Carter, may even friend me.
DJ Khaled, Wayne, and Young Thug love my style of dress.
They think my style, is way too fresh.
How Lucky am I too be a DANCER.
Twerk, Tootsie Slide, and Sea Walking are all an adventure.
If I ever get to dance with Future, Chris Brown or even Drake,
My God, my God, my girl friends won't hesitate to call me fake.
How Lucky am I to be a VIOLIST.
Works by Vivaldi, Telemann, and Bach,
Are my favorite composites.
How Lucky am I to know how to COOK.
My burgers are phenomenal.
My pizzas superb...
One would think me, to be a crook.
How Lucky am I to be ATHLETIC.
But my catch game in basketball is quite pathetic.
I'm better at baseball, perhaps because I use a glove.
My eye-hand coordination is soft like a dove.
H0w Lucky am I to be a READER.
As reading many books, makes you deeper.
Constantine, King James, even Edgar Allen Poe,
Shakespeare, George R. R. Martin...
All teach one how to soe (sew).
How Lucky am I to be a CATHOLIC.
All the Angels and Saints are ICONOCLASTIC.
Even Pope Francis himself, is like a celebrity,
Just like Bishop T.D. Jakes,
They both have innumerable popularity.
How Lucky am I to be BLACK.
Being Black keeps the Swingers, off my back.
They do all kinds of Satanism and Demonism, that's really negative.
I'm glad to say, that my Blackness, is quite the sedative...
For a pain in my body that will not go away...
Being Black, keeps me from going astray.
How UNCOMMON a thing, to be LUCKY like me.
I have so many other gifts that my God of Luck has bestowed upon me...
How Lucky am I to be so DIVINE.
God's LUCK is the BEST luck of all, because you never loose your wine.
THE END.
Copyright 2023 by Rev. Nnedi Iwuchukwu, BA, B.Msc, M.Msc, LMT, LMI, MMP, RYT -200, AINS (GA-TX), CTP - EA.
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Princess Rev. Nnedi Iwuchukwu, M.Msc., LMT, LMI, MMP, Yogi
Rev. Nnedi, is an ordained minister, licensed celebrity medical massage practitioner, instructor, dream interpreter, entrepreneur and is Roman Catholic. A PORTION OF THE TIPS AND SUBSCRIPTIONS RECEIVED, WILL BE DONATED TO VARIOUS CHARITES.
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