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Three Limericks About Ordinary Things

A brush, a lure, and, a dish

By Joe LucaPublished 9 months ago 1 min read
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A Brush

There once was a brush from Broome,

With bristles of horse hair to groom,

Each morning we met,

Graceful movements it swept,

My dandruff away like a broom.

A Lure

I once caught a fish in Nantucket,

With a flick, it flew right into the bucket,

The lure I was using,

Made things quite confusing,

A grouper, no flounder? Oh, fuck it.

A Dish

There’s nothing more useful than this,

More than anything someone might wish,

Whether omelet or turkey,

Some fish sticks or jerky,

No worries, my friend grab a dish.

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About the Creator

Joe Luca

Writing is meant to be shared, so if you have a moment come visit, open a page and begin. Let me know what you like, what makes you laugh, what made you cry - just a little. And when you're done, tell a friend. Thanks and have a great day.

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  • Kendall Defoe 9 months ago

    All wonderful. And I once knew a girl from Nantucket. She really knew how to... Well, maybe I'll talk about that later...

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