Poets logo

This Happens Constantly

An AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Haiku

By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read
It's probably buried in all my blankets again. <sigh>

I lost it again!

"You are the cat of the house!

"Daisy! find my mouse!"

________________Bolt⚡

I guess this is why God created longhand. 🤷‍♂️

slam poetryhumorFor FunHaiku

About the Creator

Lightning Bolt ⚡

Bolt ⚡ aka Bill↬bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic sexy ♒Aquarian retired superhero. Author of humor, poetry, sci fi & horror.

✔️ A Taco Bell, A Shakespearian Robot, A Slut, Prophets, A Bed, A Dreamer, & A Historic Mismatch.


Enjoyed the story? Support the Creator.

Subscribe for free to receive all their stories in your feed. You could also become a paid subscriber, letting them know you appreciate their work.

Subscribe For Free

Reader insights

Comments

There are no comments for this story

Be the first to respond and start the conversation.

Sign in to comment
    Written by Lightning Bolt ⚡