This Girl I Met

One time I met this girl

She was interesting

She popped my cheery

Dressed as the tooth fairy.

I went to her house

She pulled off her blouse

Her kitty looked nice

But it smelled like pumpkin spice

She had a solid gold tooth

She banged me on the roof

Yes she loved sex

She banged me like a T-Rex

When she jumped on top

She rode me like a bull in a china shop

I knew she was mentally unstable

Because she wanted to bang on a pool table

On Sunday we watched football together

I scored a touchdown

I threw my bone

In her pink End zone

She gave good head

When we watched The Walking Dead

She was crazy

But it came with the va jay jay

Yes I loved her

She was sweet as honey

Unfortunately this poem isn’t true

I just wrote it to be funny