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One time I met this girl
She was interesting
She popped my cheery
Dressed as the tooth fairy.
I went to her house
She pulled off her blouse
Her kitty looked nice
But it smelled like pumpkin spice
She had a solid gold tooth
She banged me on the roof
Yes she loved sex
She banged me like a T-Rex
When she jumped on top
She rode me like a bull in a china shop
I knew she was mentally unstable
Because she wanted to bang on a pool table
On Sunday we watched football together
I scored a touchdown
I threw my bone
In her pink End zone
She gave good head
When we watched The Walking Dead
She was crazy
But it came with the va jay jay
Yes I loved her
She was sweet as honey
Unfortunately this poem isn’t true
I just wrote it to be funny
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