The Monthly Madness
A Period Poem
Day 68/366 of writing in 2024. Happy International Women’s Day. I wrote a more uplifting piece a few days ago that you can read here. This is what I’m feeling today so I’m going with it. Some days it’s hard to be a woman.
Why the hell do I have to bleed every month, please enlighten me?
Oh, what a delightful time of the month, can't you see?
The cramps that make me want to rip out my uterus,
And the bloating that makes me look like a pregnant hippopotamus!
Why the hell do I have to have a period? Please, I'm dying to know.
A crimson flood ruining my clothes, what a show.
Oh, the stains on my favorite outfits and sheets,
It's like a Picasso painting, except it’s like total defeat!
Why the hell do I have to have a period? Please, tell me again.
Hormones going haywire, it's a real fun train.
One minute I'm happy, the next I'm a sobbing mess,
Emotional turmoil, thanks for the PMS!
Why the hell do I have to have a period? Please, I beg of you.
Cravings hitting me like a freight train, it's true.
Chocolate and bread become my best friends,
Eating my weight in junk food, where's it all gonna end?
Why the hell do I have to have a period? Please, make it stop.
Hauling tampons and ibuprofen around like a damn gift shop.
Always ready for the surprise leak, what a thrill,
It's like a twisted game of menstrual skill!
Why the hell do I have to have a period? Please, tell me once more.
But hey, let's laugh at the absurdity, what a bore.
It's a reminder of my womanly strength, so grand,
Dealing with this monthly crap, like a badass in command.
Why the hell do I have to have a period? Please, I need to know.
Oh, the wonders of womanhood, what a show.
Embracing the mess and the madness with a smirk,
For this monthly nightmare, I'm ready to go berserk!
And to top it off here comes perimenopause, the jerk.
About the Creator
Jennifer Lancaster @jenergy17
Multidimensional Creative-preneur
Life Coach, Personal Trainer, Artist, Writer. Formerly in restaurant business for 3 decades. Soul expression is my ❤️ language. Spirituality,music, art, food and creativity fuel my life. IG @jenergy17
Comments (1)
I have endometriosis and your poem was soooo relatable!