The Lover
Abecedarian Vocal Challenge No. 3
As I always say, “I love you”.
But, please…
Condoms? For our special night?
Do you really think that’s romantic?
Everybody’s giving them up…
Feeling it is natural…
Gotta say that I am
Having second thoughts now.
I think you don’t care…
Just
Kidding…ha, ha…
Let’s retire to the boudoir
(My friend heard that in a movie).
Not that we can’t do it here…
Oh, I was kidding again.
Please, that was just…
Quitting while I’m ahead
Right now, we should think of us.
So, let’s get down…
Take this and that and…
Uh, I know that
Virginity matters, but
When you mix the XY with the
XX, and XXX...? It is a beautiful thing.
You get those…chromosomes mingling and…and my luv...goes...
ZZZZZZ…
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Comments (16)
I wrote an abecedarian as well and it was a hoot, but I don’t stand a chance against tours lol
Fabulous, dahling! 😊
Well, my friend, you had me laughing at the opening image and thinking about the closing one. Everything in between was really clever! Great job, Lamar!
This is so smart and feels like a rhythmic and natural avalanche of clever 'fuck-boi' reasoning. No formulaic rigidity and not even a line where I once thought "that was a reach." So well done, so entertaining!
Very witty, and I liked the natural flow of the words!
Woooooaaaa!!! ❤️❤️❤️
XY, XX and XXX!!! Hahahahaha that was a good one! Loved your Abecedarian!
Brilliantly made
Ok...I have to agree with Boy George on this one...lol
Very clever!
This is so fun! Awesome abecedarian!
Honk! Honk! Yep, that sounds about right.
There’s someone out there for everyone bro. Nice.
Kendall, this made me laugh. Well done.
Sex as the highest form of communication between two loving people is hugely underestimated. Nice poem!
Kinky...kinky. 😂