The Great State

Gotta love the largest state in the country,

Full of cowboys, large diesel trucks, and beautiful women,

Longhorns,

Grouchy fast-moving people,

As well as some respectable women and men,

That would give you their shirts,

Off of their backs,

Ranches, oilfields, wind turbines, and a lot of rainbows,

Massive hail and thunderstorms that will knock your socks off,

All of this in amateur of seconds,

Latch down the hatches before we fly away,

Watch the bluebonnets' melt away in the storm,

Floating away with shear chaotic magnitude,

Better be prepared for the worst,

A storm of the century,

Awesome sauce.