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Dishwasher
Oh, mighty cleanser of filth. How you purge the carnage from my silverware! You bring sparkles where there was stain. With one puck, you move mountains of food!
By James Crawford3 years ago in Poets
A Real Pane!
I don't understand. People are always calling me a pane. Just what have I done to deserve such disrespect? I let in the light while blocking the wind and cold.
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Poets
I Thought You Said This Would Work
Inspired by Judey Kalchik. (I'm sensing a bit of a trend.) What broke a friendship is revealed during a trip to get back Peanut.
By Alexandria Stanwyck3 years ago in Poets
Watermelon Summer. Top Story - July 2023.
Watermelon Summer Walt to it Now Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle And lean cut it And bite to it Take another bite Take another sweet bite
By Mariann Carroll3 years ago in Poets
"Ephemeral Echoes: The Ever-Changing World of Trends"
In the realm of cyberspace, a tale to tell, Of fleeting wonders that rise and swell, Where trends are born, then swiftly fly,
By MANOJ K 3 years ago in Poets
Swiftly Gliding. Content Warning.
In the tapestry of life, a tale unfolds, A woman's success, a story to be told. With strength and grace, she charts her course,
By World Writer3 years ago in Poets
The Devil's Dictionary
Cynical and sharp, From A to Z, no missteps; Perfect damnations. Self-aware? * Thank you for reading! If you liked this, you can add your Insights, Comment, leave a Heart, Tip, Pledge, or Subscribe. I will appreciate any support you have shown for my work.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Poets
Ode to My Laundry Hamper
Bushel hamper, wickerwork, hamper basket Far from your days as a case or casket With southern roots Who knew your purpose would out grow the fruits, veggies and grains who used you as just a basket 1897, on your way, Sears and Roebuck answered those who asked what can task-it A beautiful receptacle for the dirty, disheveled work suits Built-in, hidden, or a moveable facet 1966, Sears and Roebucks catelogue moved from a simple ad to a three page packet In all shapes and sizes, often padded with baking soda or litter to hide the level it's contents pollutes To me you are no less important than anyone living in my hamlet A welcomed collector, a teacher who taught my dog, my baby, to pick up socks for a biscuit the fastest The one on my side, in cahoots, keeping things organized in my cleaning pursuits Bushel hamper, wickerwork, hamper basket Far from your days as a case or casket Sent via the Samsung Galaxy
By simplicity3 years ago in Poets
Ode to the Bungee
The bungee is a useful tool. Anyone that doesn’t have one is a real fool. It can hold things together. It can hold things apart.
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Poets
GRANDMOTHER SHOULD SEE ME NOW
GRANDMOTHER SHOULD SEE ME NOW She sat there with such patience. As she set my hair in rags. My curls were long and springy –
By Margaret Brennan3 years ago in Poets
Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung
Lester Bangs: rock fan... Critic; writer; lived and loved... See Almost Famous... He knew... * Thank you for reading! If you liked this, you can add your Insights, Comment, leave a Heart, Tip, Pledge, or Subscribe. I will appreciate any support you have shown for my work.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Poets
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur, Ford, towel... A Deep Thought; a tough answer. Don't Panic...just read. * Thank you for reading! If you liked this, you can add your Insights, Comment, leave a Heart, Tip, Pledge, or Subscribe. I will appreciate any support you have shown for my work.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Poets