I have too many I need to stop buying more ...Well, maybe just one...
By Maureen Y. Palmer3 years ago in Poets
Met her at the bar Took her home for a good time Found out she is he ***************************** Author's notes: Written for the Snafu Senyru Challenge.
By Andrew C McDonald3 years ago in Poets
Went for the pop fly Sun beaming right in my eyes Ball to head, game lost **************************** Author's notes: Written for the Snafu Senyru Challenge.
Gassy, bloated, need to fart Let one rip, it was a shart Must change underwear ************************************* Author's notes: Written for the Snafu Senyru Challenge.
Went for the swan dive Landed a hard belly flop Face and stomach red *************************************** Author's notes: Written for the Snafu Senyru Challenge.
Wedding cake in place Groom full of zeal slipped on peel Now it's wedding crumbs ************************************ Went for the swan dive
I slipped and stumbled. Fell on my bun, not in Nile. Brown streak back of jeans. Author's notes: Written for the Snafu Senyru Challenge.
By Babs Iverson3 years ago in Poets
My first kiss missed, twice A brace, a face, a smack--Ack! Least he lied, "was nice"
By Jennifer David3 years ago in Poets
Stuck on the toilet I feel constipated now Nothing coming out
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
“No, don’t want to dance.” He looks quizzical and laughs, "But I asked the time….”
By Cindy Calder3 years ago in Poets
I have you to celebrate my happiness; I have you when I am sad too; I hug you when I am depressed; I have you after I stop crying;
By Aleena Huda3 years ago in Poets
"Congrats on your pregnancy" "huh? I'm not pregnant..." Umm.. I must be blind."
By Diani Alvarenga3 years ago in Poets
