Stuck on the toilet
I feel constipated now
Nothing coming out
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Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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We'z Walking on a Path Ruled By Numbers
This road has felt endless, yet limited; every step tracked. Inching away along this path, I feel trapped. Confined. Left to this narrow passage that may one day amount to something greater. Time is not a concept. Only distance. From start to finish, I laugh and cry and attempt to convince myself that this is worth it. I cannot stray. I must keep going. Every step etched, is a step taken, is measured as more than before. I cannot even recall how I got here. Maybe I don’t even really exist. Just another tick marking off a perceived presence. Of what though? I am just another line drawn. Nothing more, nothing less.
By Oneg In The Arctic5 days ago in Fiction
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haha such a human moment well captured
Awesome excellent work
I've done one of these poo-ems as well! 🤣🤣
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Hi-A ~ Only you could get 'Stuck' on Toilet Humor - Glad you didn't fall in ~ J-bud
Haha love this! Awkward moment captured 😂
Haha!! I love this awkward moment you've chosen to capture for the challenge! Great work Alex!!
We've all been there, Alex. Not all written a poem about it though! Great one for the challenge though! Hope you're out now.
Grab the Miralax
Awesome job! I hate the C word!
I am sorry I laugh! You press one point under the knee as long as You feel its coming hahaha ! just one advice in case of trouble ! Great entrance !
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Oh no!!! LOL!!!💕❤️❤️
Oh my… boy do I dislike that feeling!!
Oh goodness 😅
😂😂How did that end?
Good work........!
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haaahaaaahaaaahaaa lol
Oh God, this is like the worst thing ever! Loved your Senryu!
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There once was a man from Nantucket Who pooped in a bucket. When his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man As for the bucket, Nantucket.
Sad fact of life buddy Give it the ole college try