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5/5/25
The sun hides As the moon looks at me with adoring eyes My heart betrays me with its lies But my brain keeps me wise to my demise
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
Trauma
Trauma is the spice of life It’s what makes the mundane enjoyable No matter how horrible It’s better being here than there
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
Queen Mia
Yesterday was a very dark day! Her Majesty Mia almost ‘passed away’! Biscuits for brekkie… as usual Summoning her servants loudly… as normal.
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶2 years ago in Poets
The First Kiss of a New Dawn
In the quiet hum of the breaking day, Where shadows linger, yet fade away, I felt the touch of something new, A spark, a light—so pure, so true.
By Masood Zahid2 years ago in Poets
Falling Forward in the Dark
I stumbled first, then lost my way, Each step a bruise, each breath a sway. The darkness wrapped its cold embrace, A never-ending, shadowed race.
By Masood Zahid2 years ago in Poets
I am an act of rebellion
Tales of long-lost love, where a princess yearns for a man’s plea To be redeemed for her desolation, waiting for someone who sets her soul free.
By Hridya Sharma2 years ago in Poets
Queen of the Faguchi’s
Across the sea in Africa There really is no match for her, An eight-foot-tall Amazon bird, Leader of a tribe that is so absurd,
By Calvin London2 years ago in Poets
Dear Little Bird. Top Story - May 2025.
Dear Little Bird, I can hardly speak of your beauty: your thick fisty body and firm upward tail. You have been a gorgeous sight to behold since the first time I saw you.
By Amos Glade2 years ago in Poets
What I Like About Me
* A few things that make me think I’m ok, to the tune of: What I like about you * What I like about......me??? Ughhhh.. I don’t get uptight, tell me I’m the only one, never getn’ sleep a night, yeah! Worries whispering in my ear, writing all the things that you wanna hear, it’s freeing- that’s what I like about me.
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
To Materialise a Man
To Materialise a Man I whispered to the midnight breeze, Send me a man, if you please. Not one of muscle, brawn, and might,
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk 2 years ago in Poets
Snack Run
Was on a downer so I took an upper Ate so fast I choked on supper Barfed it up and fed the dog Now he’s licking his bits in a fog
By Andrew C McDonald2 years ago in Poets
The wife showed off today
The wife showed off today. “Look what my new tattoo has to say.” The husband laughs, says, “Oh, let’s see, okay.” She showed her arm—he flinched and cried,
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk 2 years ago in Poets