The wife showed off today
I want them words on my tattoo
The wife showed off today.
“Look what my new tattoo has to say.”
The husband laughs, says, “Oh, let’s see, okay.”
She showed her arm—he flinched and cried,
“You can’t say that or show it outside!”
It says:
“Think before life goes tits up.
If there’s a queue for the toilet,
Go piss in a cup.”
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
“So tell me, honey, what’s up with that?”
He called her something that rhymes with cat.
She said, “Well, I seen that quote,
And thought, I need that on me.”
The husband, disgusted, said, “Get that taken off!”
She laughed, “It was only a stick-on transfer!”
Relief from him when she peeled it off.
Now she wants that tattoo.
Just to show he can’t tell her what to do.
About the Creator
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Poetry has lived in me since childhood.
Ink spills the feelings words fear to say.
My poems heal, some haunt, all are pieces of me.
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