Squirrel Talk
(Explicit) Talk between two furry friends
Hey Tom how’s Alana doing?
Fine she had three pups
The nest is cool?
A little messy
But damn flea season’s starting soon
I know
I feel the itch already
Don’t fuck with me my bro
***
Coyote spotted earlier
Like half a day ago
Who saw it though?
Lee claimed to’ve
Oh good it was a house cat then
Good one
But don’t tell anybody
He’s such a liar though
***
How many ‘mons you see today?
Like twenty three or four
One was funny
It tried to touch me
I faked it out and ran away
Nice dude
Those things are fucking creepy
I know I know I know
***
I can’t believe you missed that girl
The one who gives out food?
You know it dude
Brought some almonds too
If you’re cute they give you the world
That’s true
I mean who wouldn’t, really
Just look at this gun show
***
Oh please they see you like a pup
Your eyes are as wide as your brain
Nah that’s just wrong
Like of course I’m cute
But that doesn’t make me a fool
So what?
The ‘mons all think we’re babies
There’s so much that they don’t know
***
As if we’d be the juveniles
Have you seen them try to climb trees?
They’d die out here
In hunger and fear
We’re not even on the same tier
And how!
But let’s just keep pretending
That to them our lives we owe
***
I’ve got no problem lounging here
With my own ‘mon waiting on me
Don’t hype too soon
Remember that dog?
That ‘mon treated him like a god
Oh shit
Guess I’ve got competition
But their resources aren’t low
***
Like sheesh have you seen that garden?
The one that goes on forever
It’s full of fruit
Pretty free to loot
Whoever made it I’ll salute
For real
Now my stomach is growling
I wonder what else they grow
***
Oh, also before I forget
Don’t touch that red stuff on the leaves
It isn’t good
It’s a trap they laid
So we wouldn’t touch what they made
Oh well
It can’t always be easy
But I bet we can still clear a row
***
I know right plus it’s so damn weird
How some of them try to fight us
Literally
I was 'bout to say
Do they really think they’re the prey?
Come on
I feel like they will never learn
How to treat their friends and foes
About the Creator
Tanner Peiffer
I'm an aspiring poet, writing from both personal experiences and surreal concepts, with the goal of inspiring anyone who may read. I hope my art can strike a chord and shift a perspective or two. 20 years old.
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