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My boyfriend told me that it was either him or Miguel

My long-time feathered friend, my lover could no longer stand

He said he’d had enough of the Fowl’s foul language

The final straw was what Miguel called his blessed mother

So my soulmate told me, under no circumstance could the bird stay

He made his points quite clear, there is no place for misunderstanding

So I come to you and offer you first dibs on a deal of a lifetime

A bestowment like this only happens once in a Blue Moon

I can only give on a first come first serve basis, so hurry fast

All interested parties send a DM quickly, this deal won’t last

FREE TO A GOOD HOME one male who thinks he’s more important than Miguel