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as i whore out my words

teasingly

i slowly reveal

a bit of wit

and then as i lean forward

you can see

my tongue in cheek

with deft practiced fingers

i loosen my blouse

and expose my ignorance

i remove my pants

so you can see my

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revealing both

grammatical and spelling errors

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i spread my legs

to fully reveal

punctuational abominations

alliterations,

and such

with two fingers

glistening

from touching

my literary faux par

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entendre's

poorly told

and often

offensive jokes

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