i adjust my web cam
as i whore out my words
teasingly
i slowly reveal
a bit of wit
and then as i lean forward
you can see
my tongue in cheek
with deft practiced fingers
i loosen my blouse
and expose my ignorance
i remove my pants
so you can see my
lack of proper tertiary education
i slide my panties down
revealing both
grammatical and spelling errors
yeah you like that;
don't you?
i spread my legs
to fully reveal
punctuational abominations
alliterations,
and such
with two fingers
glistening
from touching
my literary faux par
i spread my crassness
and gratuitously expose
all my puns,
entendre's
poorly told
and often
offensive jokes
ten dollars
please
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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Comments (27)
That is a great fun poem
Oh this is DELIGHTFUL! I love it! I did something kind of similar with the bit I wrote for Naked Truth last year. But I compared it to visiting a gynecologist. Such an odd feeling, letting strangers probe your innermost thought-folds. I am never sure if I like it or not.
I’m subscribed to you, or I thought I was! This is brilliant! And fun!
I have no idea how I've missed reading this one, but I've corrected that as of now. Great piece of work!
Holy shit, Brenton. This is outstanding. Just realised you're a fellow Melbournian too! Represent!
Good Lawd! This made me stifle my laughter. Read this at work and I can tell you, it is definitely NSFW though I'm sure I can get away with it since I'm on break! Loved and subscribed :)
Really nice
Wow I love it
LOVED it
WTF 😏😏😮💨😮💨
10 dollars? It's abit more expensive than that!!
Terrific piece. Love the blending of illusions.
Absolutely incredible
Fantastic
Read this twice, its gooood
Wow! This is a little bit epic 🔥👏🏻
Yaaaaassssssss you little word wh💬
I don't know what to say but it is a great poem. Congrats.
Wow, this was fun, witty, shocking… loved it!! The ending is great 😅 Well done and congrats on top story!!
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Wow! Just...wow. I read the first part for the preview, and I had to click in. This was great.
this was a blast to read. it made me smile. it made me laugh! thank you!!!
Enjoyed this! I love that you said “please” at the end because when I did online sw, I never said please, just thank you. But I think that’s the difference in these types of art…things like poetry, we politely ask to be seen and recognized. With adult content creation, we urge the buyer to say “please”.
That was very creative and a lot of fun! Congrats on the Top Story!!
AYYY. It's about damn time. Well-deserved. Folks, top-of-the-food-chain whoring happens on Brenton's page every day. Don't you dare just heart this and move on. Subscribe. Satiate the simp inside you. Stay tuned and he will not disappoint you.