I never liked my name
I’m not sure if it’s the name itself,
or the way I sound saying it
But one thing I love is the way it looks in cursive
The way the capital “I” takes a different form
It transforms
Like how the blue summer sky becomes a black abyss at night
I like the way my name is short and sweet
Like Smurfs if they were real beings
My name is unforgettable
To be imprinted on minds and hearts forever
I often say, “My mother knew what she was doing when she named me” despite how ridiculous it sounded when she told me how she decided on it
“One day I was flipping through the Ikea catalog while pregnant with you and my water broke”
I thought it was ridiculous at first, like “Thank God it wasn’t Target!”
or that she had decided on Chinese food to satisfy a craving and had the menu in hand
But then, I began to view it differently
I thought, “That’s actually powerful”
Like I had chosen my own name
Like I had claimed my identity and demanded to make it known
So, there’s no one to blame for my having to endure the inevitable stupidity that comes along with a name like Ikea
Upon introduction, I waste no time beating you to the punch by saying “Yes, like the furniture store”
The yellow and blue logo match my aura but I am not the owner, just a supporter
Do not ask me if anything is on sale this week or if you can get a discount
Don’t ask me why your order hasn’t been delivered yet or why it takes so long
Don’t ask me why the furniture is so difficult to assemble
And don’t, DO NOT ask me if I’m Swedish
I remember my 7th grade math teacher
She called me “furniture store” the entire school year
And by then my skin was pretty thick so I took no offense nor was I embarrassed
I understood nicknames to be a form of endearment and accepted it as such
People often ask if my name means something
After several Google searches, it turns out the dyslexic founder created the acronym for coding purposes
So in other words, it’s meaningless
But I, personified, am meaningful
I am a force to be reckoned with
Like the ocean amid a storm
I am short and sweet and unforgettable like the letters of my name
I am to be imprinted on minds and hearts forever
I am furniture that was assembled piece by piece with an instruction manual that makes no sense
But, I still managed to put myself together
I still don’t have a blues clue as to how
I am the epitome of DIY
I am very reasonable and aesthetically pleasing
I am not for sale and my worth cannot be discounted
You can track me all day but there’s no telling when I’ll arrive
My name is not ordinary like an “Ashley” or a “Tiffany”
And no offense to Ashley and Tiffany,
But how many Ikea’s do you know?
My mother knew what she was doing when she named me
She prophetically chose my destiny
Now everyone will know that I was here
And you will never forget me
About the Creator
Keys Will
Poetry is my first love, my first language! With 20+ years on this poetic journey as a Spoken Wordsmith, Lyricist and published author, I enjoy sharing my gift with the world and digesting the messages crafted by fellow poets.
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