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No Means No, Blockhead!

The Absurdities of Life, Part II: ...This guy...

By Lena FolkertPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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Created by Author with Wombo Ai. ©Lena Folkert 2023

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You claimed the seat right next to me

and placed your hand upon my knee.

Then staring at my Double-D's,

you helped yourself to a squeeze.

So, I squished your nuts just like a flea.

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Lena Folkert

Alaskan Grown Freelance Writer 🤍 Lover of Prose

Former Deckhand & Barista 🤍 Always a Pleaser & Eggshell-Walker

Lifelong Animal Lover & Whisperer 🤍 Ever the Student & Seeker

Traveler 🤍 Dreamer 🤍 Wanderer

Happily Lost 🤍 Luckily in Love

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  • Babs Iversonabout a year ago

    Well done!!!💖💖💕

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Last line - yes!!! NO means NO! Loved this :)

  • Gerald Holmesabout a year ago

    LOL!! Yes, I love this. Nice to see your name again.

  • J. S. Wadeabout a year ago

    You crushed it! Well, crushed em! I hear Tchaikovsky’s suite playing in the background. Welcome back. 🥰

  • C. H. Richardabout a year ago

    Also welcome back my friend 💚

  • C. H. Richardabout a year ago

    Yes! Sort of knee the jerk reaction☘️☘️☘️

  • A perfect reaction , perfectly stated

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    I don’t have a double D but this is relatable for sure. Excellent ♥️🥳

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Hahaha. Love it. I'm so happy you're back.

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