No Means No, Blockhead!
The Absurdities of Life, Part II: ...This guy...
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You claimed the seat right next to me
and placed your hand upon my knee.
Then staring at my Double-D's,
you helped yourself to a squeeze.
So, I squished your nuts just like a flea.
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Lena Folkert
Alaskan Grown Freelance Writer 🤍 Lover of Prose
Former Deckhand & Barista 🤍 Always a Pleaser & Eggshell-Walker
Lifelong Animal Lover & Whisperer 🤍 Ever the Student & Seeker
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Comments (9)
Well done!!!💖💖💕
Last line - yes!!! NO means NO! Loved this :)
LOL!! Yes, I love this. Nice to see your name again.
You crushed it! Well, crushed em! I hear Tchaikovsky’s suite playing in the background. Welcome back. 🥰
Also welcome back my friend 💚
Yes! Sort of knee the jerk reaction☘️☘️☘️
A perfect reaction , perfectly stated
I don’t have a double D but this is relatable for sure. Excellent ♥️🥳
Hahaha. Love it. I'm so happy you're back.