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My Special Theory of Lycanthropy

Me = MC-haired

By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read

I'm not that smart, but

I look like Albert Einstein

I need a haircut

~~by

_________________Bolt ⚡

Bill a.k.a. Bolt

I have trust issues with my mirror. 🤷⚡

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Lightning Bolt ⚡

Bolt ⚡ aka Bill↬bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic sexy ♒Aquarian retired superhero. Author of humor, poetry, sci fi & horror.

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