Mr. Crackman
Parody of 'Mister Sandman' by the Chordettes
Mr. Crackman
(**To the tune of Mr. Sandman, by the Chordettes**)
Mister Crackman, sell me some coke
(toke, toke, toke, toke)
Make it the strongest that I’ve ever smoked
(toke, toke, toke, toke)
Mix me two grams like powder in a spoon
Hand me the straw so I can snort it real soon
Crackman, I’m so depressed
Don’t have no coke to help my stress
Please powder that magic smoke
Mister Crackman, sell me some coke
(toke, toke, toke,…)
Mister Crackman, sell me some coke
Make it the strongest that I’ve ever smoked
Call the dealer and bring me the spoon
Hand me the straw so I can snort it real soon
Crackman, I’m so depressed
Don’t have no coke to help my stress
Please powder that magic smoke
Mister Crackman sell me some coke
Mister Crackman sell us some coke
Creamy white and snowy per that dealer bloke
Fill up this baggy right to the top
We’ll snort all night and just won’t stop
Mister Crackman, something to smoke
Please right now cause I need to toke
Call the dealer and bring me the spoon
Mister Crackman smokes us
Toke, Toke, Toke
Mister Crackman, sell us some coke
About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald is a 911 dispatcher of 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp
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Lol, this was awesome! You're very creative!