Bomber Man
Parody of 'Nowhere Man' by The Beatles
BOMBER MAN
To the tune of “Nowhere Man” by The Beatles
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He’s a mad Bomber Man
Building pipe bombs in a can
Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed
Targets out a likely school
Plants a locker bomb or two
Just wants to kill a child or three
Bomber Man, don’t hasten
Could be you that you’re hating
Bomber Man, the girls will still make demands
Really pissed at you and me
Despises all humanity
Bomber Man, please don’t hate me at all
Bomber Man, we’re sorry
Tone it down, no worry
Place a call for someone’s help
Don’t make a stand
Childhood was all askew
Bet your father beat on you
Don’t blame us all just leave it be
Bomber Man just list them
To your problems I’ll listen
Bomber Man, my ears are yours to command
He’s a mad Bomber Man
Building pipe bombs in a can
Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed
Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed
Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed
About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald is a 911 dispatcher of 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp
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Comments (2)
They blow up so fast - good job!
I love Bomber Man! He's so cool! I like bloodshed too! Maybe I've said too much. Kbye! 🤣