Mission of Prince Lollihops:
Humorous Monologue
Let’s hop into the next galaxy
featuring me;
Prince Lollihops!
By the
continuous, confused, confounded
looks on the audience faces
I can literally hear, where is that voice coming from?
Like the buzz of a horsefly
INTENSE
I am down here!
Crouch down
a little lower,
my tongue
is activated like a sling shot!
Slurp!
EVER
since I was a tadpole
I dreamed of exploring earth!
But how did I find myself
on this lunar surface?
Well that’s a whole,
giant step for man,
forgot to check under his boot
fiasco—
In the tread,
of his heel a living
organism splashed in
I’d swim in circles
till I was big enough to hop out!
The moon;
where creators have lakeside camping!
Extraordinary,extraterrestrial, elongated
Hind-legged amphibian
I hitched a ride on a returning rover!
The re-entry to earth
should of deep fried me, like butter.
However
being cold blooded
was like my super power!
Now my landing was not soft,
I found myself
on top of a trash can lid!
As I sit there,
seeing all the pest hovering over the partially closed reciprocal
I mean receptacle
The smorgasbord of grubs
filled my stomach chamber
so full, groan!
IF
it wasn’t for
the weight gravity
I may have
floated back to the moon!
Ringtail Boone, a rouge red panda ransack the garbage sacks like hidden treasures
As she would coo,
basura, basura, basura
( Trash, garbage, rubbish)
She’s the raider
of combustible compost
I recruited her,
on my mission earth
Her tail
flashing like a rocket booster
As rummages through space coordinates control panel
like flying space junk
Where will this bin take us next?
About the Creator
Saroyan Coles
I want to empower others with my writing. I have always dreamed of seeing my name, on something.
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