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Limit Two per Customer

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By Atomic HistorianPublished 3 months ago Updated 3 months ago 1 min read
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Limit Two per Customer
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Everyone thinks you’re some kind of hustler

They think you want the entire smorgasbord

But they don’t realize

You’re not an easy customer

They think you’ll buy anything dropped in front of you

But that’s not what you want

You’re fine with the limit of two per customer

Because you’ve realized

Anymore is too much to carry

Anymore

And life gets a little hairy

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Atomic Historian

Heavily irradiated historian developing my writing career. You can follow me on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram. To help me create more content, leave a tip or become a pledged subscriber. I also make stickers, t-shirts, etc here.

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  • Mariann Carroll3 months ago

    It’s cool is you have a big family, they can help you carry them 🙂

  • When you open the last one, write it on the list. It's not just that it's too much to carry. We don't have room to store it anymore.

  • Mother Combs3 months ago

    sweet

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