Let Me Sink Your Battleship

Let me sink your battleship

With my yellow rubber ducky

I've got an Optimus Prime

You've got a tub of slime

Your boy's a no show

I've got He-Man and Lion-O

You've got She-ra and a Yo-Yo

Let's play Star Wars, I'm Lord Vader

You can be Old Ben in the landcruiser

Who's your favourite wrestler?

Macho man or maybe Hulk Hogan

Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Big Bossman?

Mine is The Phenom, The Deadman, The Undertaker

The tombstone piledriver is a shoulder breaker

If you have a ruler, you have a machine gun

In my day, you didn't need a nerf blaster gun

Let's play a game of hide and seek or tig (some people call it tag)

Then we'll eat a tonne of sweets like pigs

Afterwards have some fun on the atari for ping pong ping pong

Who do you think would win in a fight, Snoopy or Stretch Armstrong?

Do you really know what Snow says in his big hit "Informer"?

It sounds like Snow says "ah licky bum-bum down" in "informer"

Cycling is fun, especially pulling a wheelie and handsfree

Watch out riding downhill, don't want wrapped around a tree

Let's all laugh when we have to dance the Gay Gordons at school

Ghostbusters, The A-Team and Sam Beckett and Al were all very cool

I wish I could back, even just in my head, from time to time

So, please lets drift in my mind and sink your battleship

With my yellow rubber ducky

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Author's Notes: Another day, another weird one that basically started out with the first two lines and then I just took it in the direction it went.

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