I was sitting in the park the other day
and I overheard this couple
she was telling him his personality
just didn't have the spark she needed
Normally it is my policy not to get involved
in these types of situations
but the poor young fellow seemed so
out of it and distraught with love that
I couldn't help but get into it
As I moved closer to the situation
the young man was attempting to
explain his feelings for her
he seemed extremely nervous
and his thoughts were haphazard
and before he could conclude
she interrupted him with, I told you I just can't relate to
you on that level
and you know I prefer that you didn't even bring up such
things
At this point, I enter the scene
Look here, I say, you tell this poor
boy his personality has no spark
yet you don't
allow him to be himself
or to tell you his true feelings
you force him into a state of
artifice based on
his confusion
as to what you want
you subvert the very thing
that would allow his true
spark to flare
I say back off
The young man looks grateful
for my involvement
but she, on the other hand
shoves her hand into her purse
coming up with a canister of pepper spray
the spray sends me into a swirling fit
of pain as I hear her say,
scummy bagman, mind your own
business, come on let's get out of
here
As I convulse on the ground
I realize there was a good reason
for my policy of nonintervention
ah to be young again . . . .
About the Creator
Wm Kucera
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