I Really Suck Badly at Writing

I'm not very good at yelling and fighting

And I don't know a thing about aluminum siding

I can't catch a fish, not a bass or a whiting

But look over yonder!

What's that you are sighting?

A terrible author whose works are a blighting

Unoriginal, cliche, and not that exciting

It's me I'm that guy

I suck really badly at writing

I'm also pretty shitty at running and hiding

And I have zero skill at horseback riding

Don't know not a thing about the sport of hang gliding

But there is one thing of which I am certain

I really suck badly at writing

The way that I ski is mostly ass sliding

I have no talent for photograph lighting

And just in case you may have forgot

I suck really badly at writing