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I Am No Man

The Cryptid Poem

By Atomic HistorianPublished 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read

I am no man

I am a compendium of cryptids

I can barely see my watch

From all the hair I got from the Squatch

Give me a pan

Because I got more cake than Mothman

With my suit and vest

I dress better than the Loch Ness

As I take a turn on the Mongolian Death Worm

My tears disappear in the rain

As I listen to the honky-tonk of the Squonk

I reflect on what is existence

And oftentimes

It seems to be nothing more than life’s rhythm and rhymes

As we pass our time

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