Wiggle wiggle jiggle, look at that rump!
Today oh you know is a good day to hump!
Errrr wait, they call it hump day.
But why is that, any old way?
..Middle of the week.
You gutter-minded freak.
Oh right, it's a hump we're getting over.
As we grind away, keeping our composure.
Well, my hat's off to you, with that being said.
I'm sure part of you would rather be in bed.
Instead, you're in the zone and you aren't alone.
We're all crushing this week, as we work our knuckles 2 the bone.
So wiggle wiggle jiggle, enjoy yourself!
Enjoy all your humps and everything else!
-Instincts-
"it's not about what you know. It's about what you feel. Listen to your Instincts!"
About the Creator
Instincts
Writing since the age of 7. My soul longs to put pen to paper and cast my melodies into the air. I am here to remind you of yourself and all the greatness within you. I am here to remind you of your Instincts. Listen to your Instincts!
The Abominable No-Meatman
So, I had an idea. I was wondering if Pennywise the dancing clown went vegan because he wanted to befriend humanity, what would he eat? Would there be food options for him, or would he have to starve just to be put in a better light with us humans. So I’ve created a special restaurant and menu just for him. This way, if Pennywise were to become vegan, he wouldn’t have to get creative with his dietary choices, I’ve done it for him. I’ve taken the work out of going vegan on his behalf! Here is a special restaurant and menu I made just for our friend, Pennywise!
By Alex H Mittelman 7 days ago in Fiction
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