How To Go Viral Elvis Style

I’m the Elvis that refuses to leave / the rock-n-roller out to deceive / I’m the super-virus infection / the numbed reflection / the mass indigestion / of your viral flirtation / I’m more viral than a corona recycle / I’ve got more virus / in my finger / than that clown for a president stand-in ringer / I’m the super virus of viral / I shape the future with my retro booster / I’m a behemoth of a cut and paste job / I’m the noob without a past / a faker to the kingmaker / an historical reference too grand to be ignored /

No content is too big / for me to plunder /to relaunch as my own thunder / Viral video / cats swimming / a knock-off cult classic / to keep bright lights dimming / I shall be known as the man who launched a 1000 viruses / Each one infecting public / dilating irises / abnormal miosis / unknown thoughts sparking crisis.

What? / You tuned in to read what I had to say? / That would be too intellectually stimulating / now fuck off and go away.

Stop here / there’s more bland to come / more dodge than your auntie / the rip-off sales mum / Watchmen blinking in time / the slow tick tock / inexcusable deadlock / a swedish gridlock /

Move on if you’re looking for debate / or insights / This is low-brow content / not a gunfight / This is the 7 tips for 7 days / The 5 hacks that’ll set you free / The top 10 listicle to succeed / a life of fame, fortune and greed / The cheat-sheet for all Medium users / the vital hack for willing consumers / Just comment below how much you want in / how hard you can grin / cast no sin / on my SPAM network / built for you / No questioning here / just junk for the eyes / No bulging six pack / No reprise / It’s the recommended daily diet of fluff.

Lets continue dumbing down of every generation / The lack of any single citation / Don’t let the facts get in the way of your narration / Lets rejoice at every viral video influencing hacker / Lets praise with ‘great post’ that vegetative slacker.

Life is too short for critical thought.