Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns
A Poetic Tribute to The Onion and My Favorite Childhood Snack
Funyuns still outselling responsibilityuns
So the headlines say
I doubt those reports are accurate
There's surely no way
That anyone with taste buds
Could ever think
That Funyuns are good
Because they really stink
Crispy and greasy
Salty too
Artificial flavors
Weird smelling poo
But even with all that
Funyuns I still love you
Better than Twinkies
Even more than French toast
Funyuns I love you
More than the most
Sugary cereal or salty snack
More than ice cream
Way more than crack
One part onion ring
Two parts of fun
One part strange color
And whatever the heck is a 'yun
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