Dinowars: Brachiosaurus disses Triceratop
A slam poetry rap diss by a Brachiosaurus against a Triceratop
This diss is goin out to the Triceratop. Your name says top, but you’ve always been a flop.
You think your horns mean no one’s harder than you and you hatin on me because I’m taller than you.
You look at my brachiosaurus neck and think you can eat it, but you’re way too short to even reach it.
Dear Triceratop I’m making a plea for you to flee. This brachio is way too high for you to see.
You think you can beat me? I give it a doubt I’ll watch you pout and fall out when I kick you in the snout.
Brachio is alive and you’re forever dead. Leave and go and get you some business umbrella head.
~~Stay tuned for Triceratops’s response.
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Joe Patterson
Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Comments (4)
Oops… I read this dissing duet in reverse as I worked my way back through the poems🙄… a lesson to learn here? Read in chronological order?? Brilliant boast: ‘ This diss is goin out to the Triceratop. Your name says top, but you’ve always been a flop.’ Pride is an interesting thing!
Dope work! ☺️
I prefer Brachiosaurus myself, Joe. Well-said.
Fabulous, I loved the rapping’ (flea should be flee). Great job and unique!! ❣️